Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I was on that bus. It might sound exaggerated, but if anything he’s being overly modest about how things went down. It’s going to be a good while until my electrolyte levels recover from the experience.
What
Amalia was almost always pregnant in the decade following Sigmund’s birth
I’ll just leave this little nugget here and let the pervert minds imagine the rest
Anyone else think that looks suspiciously like Christian Bale?
That man can play anyone.
Is that why I’m weirdly attracted to Christian Bale? Is that how it works?
Not bad for a 68 year old from the 1800s.
