And to you Frodo I gift the three foot chili hotdog called “Rohan’s Rider.” Let it keep the party going when all other parties are going out.

There is nothing, Guy, unless it might be… a single squirt of your kickin’ chipotle sauce, which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine.

“Do not tempt me! For I do not wish to become like the Dark Lord himself. Yet the way of the Ring to my heart is by flavor, flavor for the flavorless and the desire for love peace and taco grease. Do not tempt me!”