why 😭

it tastes so good

Edit: I have looked at the nutrition label and done some mental math based on how much of the container is left. 80% of daily cholesterol. 100% daily saturated fats. 120% daily added sugars. This was in one glass.

What the fuck is this liquid taco bell bullshit

Postmortem: after sleeping and having a nightmare where I had a heart attack and died while shitting my brains out, I have poured the remaining half of the eggnog down the drain and have resolved to never buy it again because I like being alive

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPEnglish
    41·
    8 months ago

    How do you think I know its the eggnog

    I get it whenever it is in stock, and whenever I drink it I get explosive diarrhea

    I know its not the Milk causing it because it’s, well, lactaid

    Wait a second, what if they are lying to me

    Edit: I am fairly certain it is in fact lactose free. My current theory is that it has something to do with the large amount of sugar. I think I might be getting almost 60% of my daily value of added sugars and 50% of my daily value of fats in one of the big glasses I drink it out of. If my fiancée finds out I am doing this to my poor arteries, she will be very upset because she made me promise to not die first

    Edit 2: I have dramatically underestimated how many servings I have drank today. New ballpark is

    • 80% daily cholesterol
    • 100% daily saturated fats
    • 120% added sugars

    IN ONE GLASS

    What the fuck have I done