This is, of course, a reference to the famous “Haircut Lapinski,” the great granddaughter of Tara Lipinski, who got their name after attempting to give herself bangs with an ice skate blade after a particularly devastating breakup. She was notorious for being jumpy when she was called to “land on a fraction,” or landing an ice skating jump that was not a full number of rotations, since it required a change of direction and a fair amount of ankle strength, which she never quite learned to trust again after a horrific malleolar fracture.

(this is all bs and I made it all up so please don’t critique my lack of ice skating knowledge too harshly)