I’d really like to go to Antarctica and befriend penguins. I like the cold and I like penguins so why not? Unfortunately, the average temperature is -17°C which is a bit colder than I am used to. I think it might be okay if I wear a thick jacket and a winter hat. What do you guys think? Do I have what it takes? It’s my dream.

My dude, the North Pole isn’t real. There’s no Santa. It’s just rocks and snow and stuff. Also, aren’t penguins extinct or something?
Well I guess it’s a good thing they’re going to the south pole, then
That’s fair. Except weren’t they going somewhere else?