• athos77
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    It’s specifically timed: you get up and get dressed for the free breakfast, get back to your room and you’re like, “Well, I’m already up and dressed and everything, I might as well hit the road!” And you leave, conveniently leaving the room available for Housekeeping to clean for those early arrivals.

    Amusement parks will do something similar: time a fireworks display in a central-ish area near the end of the night. Everyone comes to the fireworks, they end and everyone looks at tl the time and is like, “Well, there’s just enough time for one more ride / snack / set of games”, and then we’ll have to leave," ignoring the way you’ve been collected to a central(ish) location and primed to leave, making the job for closing security much easier.

    • fmstrat
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      526 months ago

      Places like Disney do the opposite. Fireworks are late so people stay and spend more money on food, drinks, and extras.

      • VaultBoyNewVegas
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        196 months ago

        I know when I was younger and went to Disney in Paris that they still had parades in the themed zones like an hour before closing. So I can believe that.

      • @ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works
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        Fireworks at most amusement parks, but especially Disney, just gather everyone outside of restaurants and gifts shops, so those can try to start closing up while the fireworks are happening. Fireworks end, everything is closed, everyone takes the hint to use the restroom one last time and GTFO.

    • TWeaK
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      256 months ago

      A lot of it is also timed for workers. That’s why many places have later breakfast times on weekends.

      • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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        126 months ago

        It’s sad to say this, but I’m glad there’s the occasional point when our employing overlords’ incentives and the employees’ incentives are lined up

    • @Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      246 months ago

      Everyone comes to the fireworks

      Everyone stays for the fireworks. People show up late just for the fireworks. It makes everything harder because of the crowds. Without fireworks people would slowly leave before closing which would be much easier on the staff.

  • @_number8_@lemmy.world
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    I stg it used to be (probably around pre 2020) that even the shitty hole in the wall motels had like pretty comfy solid breakfast - bagged eggs (my guilty pleasure) and cool steampunk communal toasters and shit. now it’s like mini cereal boxes and maybe bagged muffins.

    getting old is hell. everything gets worse and most people just try to ignore it

    • Thassodar
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      I was going to a Day’s Inn yearly for a river floating trip, and each year their breakfast got shittier and shittier.

      They used to have a Texas shaped (self-serve) waffle maker, muffins, toast, juice, and jam. Now it’s single serving cereal boxes and room temperature OJ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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      256 months ago

      I feel the breakfast buffet was another victim of covid. Hotels probably realized the cost to re-open the buffet wasn’t worth it.

      • @dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        26 months ago

        Which is ridiculous. Why should people self serving themselves eggs and bacon and toast be cancelled due to the pandemic? They didn’t shut down hotels, and fomites weren’t a vector of infection.

        • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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          There was that whole thing where people weren’t comfortable with crowding into a single communal indoor space though. If no one gathers to eat the food, the food is a waste.

    • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      Hotels have gotten worse. I travel for work often and I can see it. Housekeeping every day isn’t a given anymore since Covid and the breakfasts have continued to decline. Pretty much all I will get at hotel breakfast these days is an apple and nuclear reactor temperature coffee.

      • @philpo@feddit.de
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        Yeah,same for me. I avoid non-chain-operated hotels for that meanwhile - they are usually worse and often the owners are on such a high horse that they expect you to be thankful to spend your money there. With hotel chains you at least have a central customer support you can complain to.

        Last highlight: Was in a mid-market private hotel (no chains around there) and on the first evening my toilet seat broke. I mean, yeah, I am a little bit overweight but not nearly enough for that being the cause normally, so very likely it was just wear. Happens, no biggie.

        The reaction of the owner was the reason why I will never visit that establishment again - and neither will any of my staff: First they tried to ridicule me/accused me of intentionally vandalism, then they tried to make me put it through my insurance (won’t fly, they won’t pay a thing unless they can prove proper maintenance). And then she took 5 days to repair the bloody thing.

        Saw her treat her staff incredibly bad as well…so…

        Yeah, neither my staff nor me will come back. That makes them lose around 10k in income. But hey, it’s just “that remote working thing” and “everything getting more expensive”. Nope. It isn’t. It’s them.

      • @scottywh@lemmy.world
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        I never wanted housekeeping every day anyway so it just means I don’t have to tell them to fuck off as often for me.

    • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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      36 months ago

      I’ve noticed the IHG family hotels (Holiday Inn) usually has a pretty well done breakfast, even at their budget Holiday Inn Express hotels

    • @Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      26 months ago

      Outside the US almost everywhere has a very good breakfast. Substantially better than the ones “nice” US hotels serve.

      • VaultBoyNewVegas
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        46 months ago

        I loved being a kid with the fam on holiday and getting the free continental breakfast if we stayed in a hotel.

  • @OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca
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    Hotel: Advertises full breakfast

    Me:I’m so hungry, its great that I don’t have to cook

    Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn’t work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!

  • @Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    346 months ago

    And you better be up at 6:30 to put your towel on a pool chair. We tell you not to do it but do nothing about it. Enjoy!

  • Butt Pirate
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    256 months ago

    Just as bad is if you’re a morning person but they don’t serve breakfast until like 10.

  • Unaware7013
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    “The best stuff” at a Continental breakfast anymore is prepackaged, unfortunately. The eggs are gross, the baked goods are stale, and it’s always disappointing. I barely even try it anymore and bring my own stuff rather than suffering through that crap.

  • Flying Squid
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    236 months ago

    That’s okay, hotel breakfasts are almost always awful in my experience.

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        156 months ago

        If there’s bacon and sausage, no matter how sad looking, it’s American breakfast.

        Continental breakfast is European style — bread, butter, and jam, pastries, maybe some yogurt. Hardboiled eggs if you’re lucky.

      • @pascal@lemm.ee
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        That’s not continental, that’s American breakfast.

        Also, is that a disposable plate? Never seen such thing in a hotel, you must stop booking on Airbnb.

      • Flying Squid
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        86 months ago

        If I’m going to have to pay for breakfast anyway, I might as well go to a restaurant that specializes in breakfast.

      • @SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world
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        46 months ago

        Dame, where in the world are you staying. Most hotels in my country have good to amazing breakfast and I have never heard about paying for breakfast.

        • @effward@lemmy.world
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          In the US, most “free” (or included) hotel breakfasts range from bad to terrible. There are some exceptions, but they are few and far between.

          Whereas my experience in Scandinavia was the opposite. Breakfasts were generally included or at least offered, and they ranged from alright to amazing. The only issue I had was that they all seemed to be following the same playbook (more or less). Some more variety would be nice.

          • @SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world
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            36 months ago

            That sounds like the Swedish hotels I know, alright to amazing, but mostly the same stuff. Personally I’m perfectly fine with that as I know there is always something I can eat, that is a very comfortable feeling when I’m out and about.

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          Like the other guy said, this is the US we’re talking about. Please tell us what country you’re from so I can come verify your claim myself.

  • @FollyDolly@lemmy.world
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    Most hotels I’ve been put up in for work don’t even have a free breakfast. If your lucky you’ll get some coffee and maybe a free cookie from the lobby if they have them out.

    • @smort@lemmy.world
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      Huh, I stayed at a Hyatt recently and they had fresh scrambled eggs, “fresh” cooked sausage, fresh fruit, a waffle maker, cereals and bagels. All pretty mid quality, but it worked

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      Most lower end hotels suspended their breakfast buffets during the pandemic in lieu of handing you a muffin and a yogurt, and somehow never went back after it was over. I consider this a form of shrinkflation.

  • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    Pretty much every holiday inn I stay at for work has had a decent breakfast. They run 6:30 to 9 and keeps things well stocked at least until 8 (I’m never there later)

    They’ve all had the same “menu”, plus or minus a few things. They tend to rotate the hot items every otherday.

    • An omelet thing, cheese or veggie
    • Scrambled eggs
    • Home Frys
    • Gravey and bisket
    • Sausage and/or bacon
    • A 1-minute pancake machine that usually works…kind of
    • Ceareal
    • fruit
    • A juice machine
    • Coffe
    • Hot water
    • Hot cocoa packs
    • Tea pouches
    • Milk cartons (these are usually terrible, a lot are weird “organic” brands or “skimed to be 90% water”)
    • Yogurt
    • Bagles, English muffins, and toast
    • Cinnamon rolls
    • Muffin
    • @onion@feddit.de
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      Taking it easy means waking up around 10 and hitting the lobby at 11 or 12 for breakfast. Also 8 is literally sunrise depending on location/time of year

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        If you’re expecting a breakfast buffet at lunch time, you have some odd expectations.

        And yes, 8 is often still dark, but work doesn’t change their start time for the sun.

        However, I do understand the pains of the late risers. Having breakfast pre-made, ready when you wake up is very nice, no matter the time.

    • @jj122@lemmings.world
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      You’re not wrong but after having this exact breakfast at HIE and Hampton Inn about 50+ times, it’s crap. Bland and repetitive and usually cold but somehow over cooked or the most undercooked eggs/bacon. My company always strongly recommends booking a room with breakfast included, but f that I’ll go find a $10 diner and have real bacon.

      • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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        76 months ago

        Many others in the thread talked about their hotels that give them a bagged egg and stale cereal, so I decided to share my relatively consistent experience with a hotel chain. These forms are the last place for hopefully actual reviews/information. The alternatives are ad-infected paid ‘reviews’ or a pile of google/yelp reviews that basically amount to “if I could give 0 stars I would because the hotel internet went down during a hurricane” or “10/10 recommend”

        Is Holiday inn the cheapest option? no. Is it possible I’ve just lucked out with the ones in my region? yes.

        But clearly some people value breakfast at hotels, and I choose to share an option in detail.

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    • A belgian waffle machine that is caked in burnt dough

    • The bacon is flimsy and under cooked

    • Plain bagels stiff from being left out too long and a load of white break next to a toaster you have to cycle 3 times

    • The kids leave a plate full of waffles floating in a pool of syrup, 4 bites taken

    • Half the 4 seater tables are taken up by 1 person, with plenty of 2-seaters wide open

    • Regular and decaf coffee that tastes burnt, and only powdered creamer, offers tea but it’s so picked over it’s 2-3 types of fruity chai or chamomile, green tea.

    • @Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      And most of this is stuff the staff can’t do anything about:

      Waffle Machine: some doofus walked away and burnt a waffle in it, fucking things up for everyone

      Bacon: flimsy because brand standard, “undercooked” because it goes straight from being cooked to a steam table. Goes from being soaked in hot grease to humid and never crisps up.

      Bagels: cheap hotel management doesn’t let staff throw out stale bread unless it’s moldy. Also it came out of the freezer.

      Toaster: Management knows it’s broken and doesn’t care.

      Kids: are kids.

      Tables: people are inconsiderate jerks.

      Coffee: Brand standard.

      Creamer: Brand standard.

      Tea: Black tea goes quick, and breakfast is understaffed, often by one person who has to make sure there’s sufficient undercooked bacon, fresh burnt coffee, stale bagels, fruity tea, and powdered creamer to go around. And cleaning the sticky 4 seat tables the kids left before they’re occupied by a single person. And emptying the overflowing trash multiple times per breakfast.

      The only thing that happens when guests complain is that the hotel blames the staff.

  • @De_Narm@lemmy.world
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    It’s easy, really. Just sleep in enough and start with lunch, at least that’s what I do whenever I can.

        • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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          It is very common at the majority of hotels (in the US at least), that there is a daily free breakfast available to all guests in or near the lobby. It is buffet style and available within a time window that’s often on the earlier side. The quality varies some, but it’s normally on the cheap side. But for something that is included in the price of the room and gives you something warm and filling in the morning, it’s often good enough in my experience. Some that I’ve had were even notably good. Though there has been a couple hotels where the food was so limited in selection or poor enough in quality that I chose to go out for a hot breakfast instead.

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          Each Embassy Suites location I’ve stayed at had an hour at night where drinks were cheaper at their bar if you’re staying there, and they had an amazing omelette bar in the morning complete with other options. Surprisingly it was one of the less expensive hotel options, too!

  • Echo Dot
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    The best one is airport hotels you can get an full-on breakfast at 4:00am in the morning it’s fantastic. Especially useful if their 4:00 a.m. is your 3:00 p.m. and you can have an afternoon snack.

  • @TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id
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    This is a myth. Unless you are dead tired and utterly exhausted, you’ll never sleep all that well in a hotel room because in the back of your little mammalian brain you’ll always “know” that it’s not “home,” and you won’t ever feel entirely comfortable until you’ve slept there for a few nights.

    So it’s not really like the “escape” herein described.

    Unless you travel all the time, in which case again, it’s not really an “escape” and is just more of the same.

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      Skill issue

      But in all seriousness, it’s not a universal condition. I can sleep fine. I haven’t travelled that much in my life, but this year I was on the road for half of it. Hotels with thin walls, car traffic with an open window, the lot. Never had problems sleeping.

      • @MadBigote@lemmy.world
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        46 months ago

        I’m now in my third week of my trip, I’ve slept in at least six different places, and I’ve yet to feel comfortable sleeping. There’s a feeling of uneasy I can’t shake off .

        • @pascal@lemm.ee
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          I love that feeling, because of my wife, we happened to travel a lot, and I mean way more than what’s considered a healthy amount of holidays.

          Now visiting a foreign city is nothing new, same of the same. Sleeping in hotel is the usual thing, but I miss the first times we travelled, the wonder and mystery of a new place and that feeling of “I don’t belong here”.

    • @Anemia@lemmy.world
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      I havent really experienced that tbh. But unlike (seemingly) most people these days I don’t really have issues with falling asleep in general. I fall asleep just fine in hotels. Personally my issue with hotels is that it usually gets quite messy due to the limited space and also I sometimes get a sore back from the too soft beds.

      • @TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id
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        16 months ago

        This is so fucking true!

        Also, if you’ve got a long series of flights, get drunk the night before and you can save yourself a lot of trouble by sleeping through most of the nonsense.

        Ask me how I know.