• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    1 个月前

    NGL, if they showed up out front, pulled some young asparagus out and grilled it up almondene, I’d buy it rn.

    I also didn’t eat breakfast this am, so i might be biased.

    • P. Montegomery Hat (he)@lemmy.world
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      How should they serve that, out of curiosity? Skewered like a kebab? Rolled up in waxed paper?

      FWIW in this case it seems likely they would have just peeled open a room-temp tin and stuck a spoon in it or something 😭

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        I’ve wondered more than once if a roving farmstand truck would work.

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          Like fresh vegetables? That’s interesting. They’d probably have to be ones that people are usually down to just eat raw

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            There are places that have done delivery frozen and delivery meats over the years, but what if you just filled up a truck around tomato or jalaeno harvest and hawked it driving through thriving high density communities.

            There’s a local farm near me that imports all the other local farms stuff and sells it in a small grocery store.

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              There’s plenty of uncivilized places in the world where fruit and vegetable stands set up shop daily where God intended there to be a 2013 Honda Odyssey parked forever.

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      Yeah. The closest I think Larson ever got to “I hate my wife” was the gorilla telling her husband, “Another human hair? You’ve been hanging out with that Jane Goodall tramp again!”

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      I started eating asparagus more as a kid when l learned it made your pee smell weird. I especially liked any leftovers the next morning before school.

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    I’d also like to take this moment to say, if someone figured out how to make taco truck work like icecream trucks, drive around selling tacos in random neighborhoods, i think they’d be wildly popular too