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“moves fatly around the corner”
Rare footage of a maskless ICE agent.
Nah, that’s an ICE CREAM agent
When you’re a perfect match for the “mustachioed cop” look, no need to mask. He could be anyone.
I mean, he did have a stint as a cop, during which time he killed some dogs with a tank
Literally and figuratively a Tankie
wot
He hangs out with Putin and is about the size and weight of a T-64
op or the guy in the gif?
edit: please I’m actually confused 😭
The guy in the GIF, yes. Steven Seagal is his name, in case your were curious. He’s a rare case in the movie indistry in the sense that he is a famous movie star without actually being an actor.
lol, jesus. I like looking out of windows too much to hang out with Putin.
Steven Seagal, the guy in the gif.
We once made a fake DVD-cover for a friend’s birthday where we all played different action movie stars. I was Steven Seagal.
I’m not proud to say that I still have the body to be his double.
You’re not out of shape. You’re a dedicated cosplayer.
Actual footage of Meal Team Six, the Trump-backed, all-man, testosterone-jacked team.
It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??
Steven Seagal is legendary for being the action star that moves in the absolute least he can.
I might be oblivious… What am I missing here?
EDIT: Wait, I think I see it. The stock is just kind of floating above his shoulder around his cheek, right?
Basically nobody would switch hands and aim with the other eye like that. You have a dominant hand and eye when shooting.
He could be ambidextrous, I guess, but it’s still very unnatural to do this.
(edit: and yes, the floating stock, lol)
This reminds me of that weird MAGA couple who stood in their driveway brandishing their guns as a protest went by. I know little about guns but someone pointed out that he was holding it in the wrong direction such that hot shells would be ejected directly into his chest if he were to fire. I guess in addition to other things, Seagal is guilty of that one here too since he’s holding the gun both ways.
Fun fact: GIFs have a redefinable up-to-256-color palette (using fewer for encoded videos is possible but rare because of the poor “returns” for the sacrifice), meaning greyscale images with visible banding or dithering are poorly optimized
Yeah, I keep playing with the various
convertoptions including color count, dithering, etc., trying to keep the sizes small. webms do it better, but as “videos” they are subject to different permissions that don’t allow for easy viewing in some cases.mp4 with h264 plays well in almost everything, and will be a fraction of the size.
Alright but you still use 128 colors and the dithering looks like you only use 16
Cumtowns Seagal take
Came here to make sure that we were linking to THE actual research - cumtown’s deep dive on Steven Seagal
Specifically, his Entenmann’s Donuts Era.
If you had a torso like that you wouldn’t have the energy to turn the whole thing, either.
Hey it might be bad but at least he’s up and moving here.
He could be wheeled around… We don’t see his legs.
He’s hunting for a chair.
I tried to 360 no scope and accidentally strangled my cat. Even worse, I missed. VRT-bags are no joke.
What are vrt-bags?
Being teabagged in VR.
Ohhh that was so obvious that i misread it
It’s ok, first time I ever typed it and even I got confused thinking it looked like virtual replacement therapy bags or something
I got a gun set for the quest off ali express. More expensive than you would think, but it is decent quality
A sizable portion of firearm usage technique is about dealing with recoil. Which is nonexistent in VR.
Just hold the rifle in front of your nose.
When I take acid and try to do anything and constantly re adjust my grip on the tools at hand, especially bad when tying my shoes
Did you know one of your shoes is slightly tighter or looser than the other one you just don’t usually notice?
(Hell yeah buddy.)
