I know this probably isn’t how the human body works, but I still find this super funny

  • lilith267@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    Males already have a bit of E in them just like how women have a bit of T in em. But exactly as the meme desribes the body just kinda goes “Ay we gotta buncha E? Guess we a gurl now, TONY START COOKEN SOME TIDDIES WE GOTTA BE PREPARED IF WE GET PREGNANT”

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      4 days ago

      Makes me sad that we can’t just say “Hey, you know this hormone you’re producing? Please do like 4 times more.”

    • AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      Males already have a bit of E in them just like how women have a bit of T in em

      Okay, this is gonna sound super weird, but you know how some people use men and then females in the same sentence and it’s really dehumanizing to women? This is the opposite (women and males) and I fucking love that, omg 😂
      Lilith, this probably wasn’t your goal, but you did something hilarious (to me) 🩷

      Ay we gotta buncha E? Guess we a gurl now, TONY START COOKEN SOME TIDDIES WE GOTTA BE PREPARED IF WE GET PREGNANT

      LOL
      Gotta be prepared. Could happen at any time, with the stuff I do 😆

      NSFW, TMI (boob talk)

      This shouldn’t surprise me at all, but it still does…
      My boobs are functional! If I wanted to, I actually could breastfeed! (with more development ofc)
      A month ago, my right nipple started leaking when played with (just a tiny drop of milky fluid) and I was like:
      “Waow…the miracle of life” 👀
      And just a couple of days ago, the same happened to my left one. And it’s just…omfg, they aren’t just a decoration (and a massive erogenous zone), they actually work!

      I know I’m unreasonably excited about this, but it’s really freaking cool!

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        4 days ago

        Well, I consider the lgbtq+ community homies by virtue of love and respect, so maybe not a homie homie, as in someone dear to me on a personal level. But definitely in the general sense :)

        Tbh, while I am attracted, I also have that sense of awe. Boobies are magical. They feed small people. And they look so nice.

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          4 days ago

          Boobies are magical. They feed small people.

          Omg, that’s such a wholesome way to put it 😭

          Totally agree tho. Nice indeed! :3

    • DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      i keep selecting “male” on the form every time i get my blood work done, because the results include a column which shows the “reference value”, and it will never stop being funny to me that both my values are approximately an order of magnitude outside of their expected range

      • yes a lot, then lowered, estrogen overdoseee

        recently i have result 2151 pg but it was because i just touched gel with left hand i give nurse right hand but she did not find vein, so well… left hand got wrong results but i used chosen name this time

        • AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          3 days ago

          Aha. I’ve heard of that problem with gel. That’s why I like injections so much, they’re actually really hard to fuck up…
          Whatever works best for you tho!

          Good that you got to use your chosen name. Proud of ya Erin 🩷

          That reminds me that I need to do my injection today…

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              3 days ago

              Yeah, needles can be scary, especially at first…
              But, as you get more practice using them, you can eventually become a needlemancer and then they listen to you :3

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                  3 days ago

                  there also vendor who do estradiol enanthate in insulin pens

                  Huh, I’ve heard of people filling insulin syringes from an EEn vial for SubQ injection…
                  No idea they made pre-filled ones too!

                  overall diy injectables is very hard to get

                  Really? I thought injectables would actually be the easiest to get DIY, because you don’t need a lot and it’s just a small vial…but I guess gel/patches could also work DIY.

                  ||sanctions||

                  Aha. I see…
                  I’m sorry to hear that Erin 🫂. I’m sorry you have to live in such a place, especially right now…