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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoIs it true that when you chop off a billionaires head, two more grow in its place?
minus-squareGoldmage263@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoNot quite. They do die, but they will form a new head and body in hell before coming back to cause more suffering. The more suffering their corporation causes, the faster they regenerate.
minus-squareGoldmage263@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoFor Bezos, yes. That’s the reason behind same day delivery.
Is it true that when you chop off a billionaires head, two more grow in its place?
Not quite. They do die, but they will form a new head and body in hell before coming back to cause more suffering. The more suffering their corporation causes, the faster they regenerate.
Soooo… It’s instant?
For Bezos, yes. That’s the reason behind same day delivery.