MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoSpitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoMan, I haven’t even slept yet.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoRest In Peace, friend. Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoUnfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoWith enough alcohol you can at least pass out I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one: “*I* will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14) If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is). After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28. Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoRefusing it would be unforgivable.
Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D
Man, I haven’t even slept yet.
Rest In Peace, friend.
Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.
Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.
With enough alcohol you can at least pass outI hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:
“*I* will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)
If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.
Yeah, come on, we all know there’s no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).
After that, it’s another long haul till Matthew 11:28.
Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin’
Holy moley now that’s a drink! :-P
Refusing it would be unforgivable.
Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.