Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Once you’re high enough that gravity turns into calculus, congrats - you’re a billionaire. If you’re barely in the orbit it might decay, but get up in there and you can become a private tax on anything humanity does in this era
Won’t anybody think of the poor billionaires?
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Such sage wisdom from SatansMaggotyCumFart ❤️
How could you not believe someone called SatansMaggotyCumFart?
Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Once you’re high enough that gravity turns into calculus, congrats - you’re a billionaire. If you’re barely in the orbit it might decay, but get up in there and you can become a private tax on anything humanity does in this era
Rich in material wealth, poor in terms of people actually liking or caring about them rather than their money.