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minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97arrow-down5·2 years agoIf I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 years ago I would masturbate. This is how I answer most hypotheticals
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 years agoWhat if you woke up as your grandpa.
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoI suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoI mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoDon’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWell, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoOr, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoOr, depending how depressed they are, not.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoTake some Viagra. Then masturbate.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·edit-22 years agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoYou know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie? Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down20·edit-22 years agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoWell we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 years agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoI live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 years agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoTwo I think? Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoYeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 years agoTaylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoCheck if that asshole is bleached
If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
What if you woke up as your grandpa.
I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
I mean, we’re talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you’re your own grandpa in his 20s.
Don’t be daft, you’re making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
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Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…
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I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America
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Two I think?
Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.
Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.
Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”
Check if that asshole is bleached