It was definitely a movie. It also definitely made white men very angry, I guarantee it.
White men sweating profusely and reciting Marcus Aurelius trying to remain stoic after watching the movie with the bug woman.
i saw enough advertising to know she’s not an old woman but not enough to know anything about why the movie exists. Is this some fever dream space movie “madame web: origins” shit nobody asked for or did they replace an old woman with one young enough to be conventionally attractive because grandma doesn’t sell tickets?
You would think Peru would just be filled with super powered spider people
lmao if you’re going to change that much shit just make an OC. i’m not even a fan, i’ve just seen the cartoon and remember the old chair lady.
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Laughed my ass off when the Pepsi logo killed the spider dude and flickered as he took his final breath. Fucking brilliant
That movie is already out huh ? Didnt even notice that. Did you like it ?
It’s this year’s Morbius
It was really slow and had a couple of very fun (but equally very bad) parts
I’d save your money
It’s too bad to even illicit anger from white men. It’s moreso confusion about what they watched and how the fuck it was created.
nerding out
elicit
Sounds like a win to me
My friend went to see it, for irony based reasons, and the whole group chat was eviscerating him for wasting his time.
A lot of reviews said it best, it doesn’t quite reach the “so bad it’s good” level of quality
It’d madamin’ time was my favorite line
It seems like a movie that I’ll see with friends while on a ton of drugs and will be seeing it in theaters for some reason or just pirating it
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Oh for sure. My friend was calling stuff before they happened with pinpoint accuracy and it would’ve made a hella fun drinking game
VERY COOL
It’s the morbius of movies.
