• NegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPM
    15·
    7 months ago

    Number one, like yourself.
    Number two, you have to eat healthy.
    And number three, you’ve got to squeeze your buns.
    That’s my formula.

    -Richard Simmons

    • OpenStarsEnglish
      9·
      7 months ago

      Like this?

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      Or like this?

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      Either way, I got you covered my Cardassian brutha! :-P

      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
        6·
        7 months ago

        I used to rock a man bun, and the second pic was me going though TSA every single time.

        Honestly, I preferred my man bun getting groped than the Mr. Limpy prosthetic in my underwear that they always seem to miss, lol.

        • OpenStarsEnglish
          4·
          7 months ago

          I wonder why we all call them “man buns” rather than simply “buns”?:-P

        • OpenStarsEnglish
          3·
          7 months ago

          Oh yeah, well I can top that!

          /s bc hell no way I can top that - it’s in mudda fuqing SPACE!:-D