Guys, I’ve sent a 1099a with ALL CAPS signed name at 45° angle to slow down the rotation of the earth so that I get longer nights for longer sleeps. But they just ghosted my corporate self. Any immediate remedy suggestions?
I used to have a lot of fun with scam callers with a character named “Heinrich Licksumweiner” who insisted on being called “Heinie” a character simultaneously horribly offensive to both gay people and germans but it turns out that a lot of the Indian scam callers are SUPER homophobic.
I would answer the phone with “Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!” If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.
Guys, I’ve sent a 1099a with ALL CAPS signed name at 45° angle to slow down the rotation of the earth so that I get longer nights for longer sleeps. But they just ghosted my corporate self. Any immediate remedy suggestions?
Sometimes I give them bogus advice. I’m pretty good at it.
Oh you have to start screenshotting that.
I used to have a lot of fun with scam callers with a character named “Heinrich Licksumweiner” who insisted on being called “Heinie” a character simultaneously horribly offensive to both gay people and germans but it turns out that a lot of the Indian scam callers are SUPER homophobic.
I enjoyed this one that I composed. Sounds sovcitty.
Last name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it’s spelled (shi-thēd).
I would answer the phone with “Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!” If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.
I might pay to subscribe to that.
Should I post some? I think it’s pretty sovcitty.
Yes please!
I thought this sounded good lol.
This is a word salad work of art.
I felt very sovcitty.