there are 200 bears inside of you

hexbear is where my friends in the computer hang out

Mfs in the barbershop

God damn BEARS!

They’re EVERYWHERE!

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
“Hexbear ain’t 'bout this, Hexbear ain’t 'bout that”
My boy a admin on fucking Shrekland and them
He, he, they say those posters don’t be putting in no work
Shut the fuck up! Y’all libs ain’t know shit

All y’all motherfuckers talkin’ about
“Hexbears ain’t no posters, Hexbears ain’t this, Hexbear are libs”
Shut the fuck up! Y’all don’t live with those posters

Y’all know they got caught with a ratchet Shootin’ at the police and shit
Website been defederated since fuckin’ I don’t know when

Motherfucker, stop fuckin’ playin’ them like that
Them posters savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Hexbear
I’m fucking beatin’ they ass, I’m not fucking playin’ no more
Know them posters roll with Lemmygrad and them

Hexbear hit me with a whiffle ball bat.