I have started reading The Thorn and The Carnation, I’m a few chapters in. I intend to make some writeup posts about it when I make more progress. for anyone interested in reading it: here’s a link to the Anna’s archive page for the english-translated epub

we need to Kill Tony

you didn’t even talk about the major point of the story which is that Bisclavret is a werewolf

mandate of heaven lost

a quarter of the American population is dangerous, anti-American

I would argue that it is in fact not anti-american, and actually lines up perfectly well with what america is and always has been, a white settler state built on slavery and genocide.

if Hillary is anything to go off of, she’ll in fact never shut the fuck up after losing

Burgerlander hospitals are resorting to using soy sauce instead of saline, due to a fluid shortage caused by the facility that makes a majority of the saline supply getting wrecked by Helene.

they’ll hire country music artists and late night talk show hosts to mock the victims like they did with the coffee case

dudes rock

from 2003!

i enjoyed the double entendre of “likes Sabra”, as both criticizing people who like the shitty hummus and also the massacre it’s named after.

Dork Ritual

it’s far from optimal or w/e but I’ve been having a ton of fun with it. won a game last night by cracking 12 Apostles in combat to get lethal commander damage with Taborax. it’s so silly, I love it.

the best part about playing on MTGO is that cards like vampiric tutor that usually go for $30+ are 2 cents. every deck is a budget deck.

there was a solid 10-30m timeframe where Trump was standing directly next to a deep fryer, and nobody did anything. extremely disappointing.

just had an absolutely incredible EDH game on MTGO. Turn 1, shadowborn apostle. Turn 2, culling the weak into thrumming stone. Turn 3, we’re off to the races and I’m the archenemy. I love when goofy shit like this happens, it’s so fun.

Iran now has access to Chinese cum milking dungeons.

he tried to warn us

from the replies:

they’re just making things up now. “yeah guys, the war is never optional, but we’ll totally do all of these things we’ve been ‘promising’ to do for the past 30 years! this time for sure!!”

at some point, a dog will realize it’s owner is only pretending to throw the ball. libs will never get to that point.

Yardley

levels off the charts