I didn’t know sugar could be non-vegan.

I thought an ax was just a deformed torus.

I’m laughing imagining someone trying to eat hot soup from one.

Thanks!

All spoons are food shovels

Trapezoid. It leaves spaces on either side of the square lasagne for wasabi and maple syrup.

If you’re making lasagne from scratch, it can definitely be round. It’s pretty much just a savory pasta cake.

Just for that, I’m putting soup into a bowl like this:

And so we’re on the same page, yes, I know a circular cross-section would hold more soup without requiring more surface area and therefore material. I’m doing it anyway.

Don’t even get me started on tesselation, space-filling and logistics, because I will make a bowl that constitutes an entire FTL shipment on It’s own, but somehow also only holds a single serving of soup.

Before you start whining about that, you should know, that while I don’t prefer it, I am fully willing to resort to non-euclidean geometries, too, so help me God.

You could have just left me to my little square soup bowl, but here we are. Perhaps peace was never an option.

Only one way to find out. Eat a kilo of cheese. Fast for 24 hours and then drink coffee until it takes effect. If you write about your experiences, you can call it, “Null Hypothesis; Broken Toilet.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/14ihf9c/someone_filmed_bats_upside_down_and_it_looks_like/

https://packaged-media.redd.it/p1dnmkjnp48b1/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1769112000&s=831d54c77a60870742aefa0757826aadd1faab00

Best with sound. Funeral fact: this is how I learned about She Past Away. We now have one of their albums and are going to a concert.

Edit: that was supposed to read “fun fact” but I’m going to leave it for being topically appropriate.

What exactly is the point of a judicial warrant if the executive branch can determine when they’re unnecessary?

It is probably racing to the bathroom after three black coffees on an empty stomach.

Right? “This bitch reeks of fiscal responsibility and informed procurement” is a wild take.

Wonky Chumblers in the UK. I don’t actually know that for a fact, just guessing.

I can’t wait to see what a western education looks like without referencing Ancient Rome and Greece.

I think it would still make a splash.

I wish he’d just declare total war with Wakanda, Atlantis or something like that, so we can get back to business while he focuses on “updates” from the Pentagon.

Thank you. I was just thinking how that looks nothing like a shimpanza. Maybe they were thinking of a shrimp panzer?