I pay taxes every year and now the big orange wants 10 of the 11 billion dollars we’ll pay in taxes this year? Worse that guy never pays taxes! WTF!!!

General Strike!!!

I’m surprised millennials didn’t kick that habit. But it was bound to happen. Alcohol doesn’t taste like something good at all.

C’mon! Ask it anything!

I need one for hemorrhoids.

We need a language that AI cannot understand.

I remember those at the swap meet!

SNL has had several skits regarding this sort of thing and the reaction of black people and white people to seeing themselves as causing trouble out on the streets.

Difficult read but I got it! I got the joke! In understand why both normal people and that nazi sonobabich cry at the end of Schindler’s list!

Oh god… This is SNL level embarrassment shit right there!

What the heck are Hispanic people doing in the ranks of that demonic org?

I guess there’s bad people no matter where you go, so that’s a simple explanation.

Is anyone somewhere saying… “Hey that’s me!” Who could then come forward and help America prove anything about those nude photos?

My experience with catheters has been marred by the pain and awkwardness of the dispository encabrulator. Move over old catheters! Nabisco Twix catheters are in Town! No more encabrulation, no awkward dispositioning! Just comfortable cathing all day long. Now in vanilla and chocolate flavors! You lick them and they go in all by themselves! Nabisco! You’ve gone and donit again!

That other cat over there looks real comfortable… With all the jelly all over he’s probably having a food comma! Yeah that’s it! Food comma! Looks kind of flat from here… Nah, he’s just chill!

What is wrong with simply getting a new Lemmy account in a dating only, location specific, channel?

2+2=4!

No!, we must execute the teacher who thinks this! 2+2= whatever the lord *rump says it is!

It takes that long to clean up the poo?

Sonobagun! Retracted.

So did he go change after he pooped himself? Did they have to throw the chair out? Into a fire?

I found a hole in the ground full of vampires. It was so full that the vampires come out at huge speed and squirt vampire all over the place.

I can understand though. If you got something going on you can’t help it. Its a medical issue. Don’t run for president if you poop your pants…I’m looking at you 72 year or older peeps!, you lived a good life. Step aside and let younger people control the world they will live in.

Another first for America! Yey!