this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life

gotta love seeing everyone else celebrating something about the date that we are already done with

honestly my dumbass gets nervous looking at the women’s section while shopping online sometimes lmao

🎶do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!🎶

must be, because half of them have the sponsor segment as its own chapter in the video, making it super easy to skip. I don’t imagine they would make it as easy if they really wanted you to watch it.

emojis, doesn’t look as good on iOS because half of them are tiny so it just looks like cOkANe

I remember getting like 3 tickets for “part 1 out of 2 for a free car” a few months ago when they were doing the monopoly thing. I now realise that the employees probably just took all the part 2 ones for themselves.

printer ink, it costs them like 3 cents to make each cartridge and they sell it for so god damn much.

they also go out of their way to have chips in the cartridges and in the printers that make the printer not function if any ink is even running low, doesn’t matter if you want to print something in black and white you had better fucking buy more cyan ink

what happened before humans simulator

how the hell have we reached a point as a society where people would rather literally fucking die than get life saving blood from someone who thinks differently from them?

why does that sticker look like you poorly photoshopped text on it

is this going to be available on ios? i haven’t used sync before so i am not sure whether or not it was originally android only.

so no one is going to mention the fake moustaches on the eyebrows

i legitimately thought this for 3 years…

…then i turned 4

the cake

ah, seems like moronic facebook mums have found another health product to hate: checks notes, sunscreen.

it must suck to be their kid

if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad

this is me with my homework, whenever i should be doing my homework i will suddenly find the most boring unproductive things interesting.

this would be where i would make a joke about americans but i know many people who would probably try to dive into a 4 foot deep pool so it goes both ways

water cooling