

It wasn’t ICE, it was CBP.
Which is even more asinine as Minneapolis isn’t exactly a port of entry.


It wasn’t ICE, it was CBP.
Which is even more asinine as Minneapolis isn’t exactly a port of entry.


Not sure why. This is exactly what they voted for.


I got an email from the Illinois Department of Public Health detailing the Illinois vaccine schedule for 2026. I’ve been practicing for 11 years and get periodic emails from them (food borne illness outbreaks, disease outbreaks, etc.) but this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a vaccine schedule from them. I expect to receive it early going forward.
Anyway, it was the same sensible, evidence-based schedule I’ve come to expect from IDPH, and matches what the CDC’s schedule looked like up until last year. I’ll have no trouble staying compliant with the IDPH guidelines.
Dad energy. Debian + XFCE. Get off my lawn.

Oh good, this should help it die faster.


Just make a fork on a different instance. If users like you better, they’ll migrate.


How does speaking like a braindead MBA make you look better?


The leaflets are the brainchild of Dr Baran Al-Hashimi (Sepideh Moafi), the tech-affectionate, norms-challenging attending physician introduced this season as a foil to the more by-the-books Dr Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, the series anchor played by recent Golden Globe winner Noah Wyle.
Well this person doesn’t understand the show.
Robby is old school “go with your gut” medicine. Baran is the one who is by-the books, evidence-based medicine.


“I cleared bandwidth to lead a higher impact project”
No, don’t say that! Say “I hurkledurked the dooper bobble.” It means exactly the same thing (nothing,) but using the business jargon of the 2030s so you stay ahead of the trend.


Of course he has, and anyone who thought he wasn’t was blissfully naive.


Phyllis Gilpin, a 62-year-old Republican from Booneville, Missouri, praised Trump’s ability to “really listen to people.”
Ah yes, Trump’s most famous virtue.


“a proprietary habitation modules system and automated process for transforming lunar soil into durable structures”
Smells like bullshit to me.


The moon isn’t zero G.


It’s always been for a younger audience. It literally started out as a children’s educational program.


Supreme Court: Uno Reverse card.


They can always hurt you more. The market turns right before you retire? Lol there goes your 401k. Meanwhile, their hedge funds have made enough shorting the market to keep them afloat until it bounces back.


As long as the market’s doing well, yes.
You borrow $100 at 3% against a $125 asset and then invest it in an asset that appreciates 10%. After a year, your debt is $103 against a $137.50 asset, and your asset you bought with the loan is worth $110.
You take a second loan of $88 against your new asset (80%). Your first asset is now worth $151 with a $106 loan against it. Your second asset is now worth $121 with a $91 loan against it. And you have an extra $88 to spend on top of it.
So after 2 years, you started with $125 in assets and now have $272 in assets with $194 in debt, for a net gain of $78, and have pulled out $88 in cash tax-free. Whereas if you’d just left the money in the market you’d have only gained $26, and would have to sell and pay taxes on it to actually access that money.
This is the essence of the “borrow, repeat, die” strategy. It gets more complex as you’re typically making minimum payments on loans and working with large sums of money, but this is the basic strategy. It works as long as your investment profile keeps generating interest, which is why the rich use hedge strategies and other tricks to keep the money flowing during recessions. But an unexpected downturn can have the bank suddenly margin call you when you’re underwater on your loan, and then you might be facing bankruptcy if you didn’t do it right.
Trump is Putin’s bitch.