• @bunkyprewster
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    207 months ago

    I love parmesan and will take as much as I can before my spouse starts to scowl at me

      • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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        57 months ago

        what would happen if you never told them to stop? would they eventually stop of their own accord or keep coming back with new blocks of cheese?

        • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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          37 months ago

          Eventually the cheese would begin to form a singularity and the grater would exist on the boundary, slowing their own perception of time with each subsequent grate.

        • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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          17 months ago

          Now I’m wondering if that’s actually possible

          If you had enough cheese would the collective mass create enough gravity to pull it all together and create a blackhole

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      07 months ago

      I too love cheese and want to eat a shit ton of it but I count my calories because I don’t want to end up fat