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minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•7 months agoSo I use a shuffler after a bad accident and some nerve damage. Am I permanently banned from MtG tournaments or do I gotta take asscrack photos first?
minus-square@MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•7 months agoThe asscrack photos would probably help, but I’m sure they’d let you use a proxy shuffler who wasn’t otherwise playing in the tournament. Maybe that’s the loophole. Get into a terrible car accident, and hire a giant to shuffle for you.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•7 months agoI bet if I just use a reasonable sized deck and my usual electronic dealie I can get banned faster
So I use a shuffler after a bad accident and some nerve damage. Am I permanently banned from MtG tournaments or do I gotta take asscrack photos first?
The asscrack photos would probably help, but I’m sure they’d let you use a proxy shuffler who wasn’t otherwise playing in the tournament. Maybe that’s the loophole. Get into a terrible car accident, and hire a giant to shuffle for you.
I bet if I just use a reasonable sized deck and my usual electronic dealie I can get banned faster