• Transporter Room 3
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    1556 months ago

    My now wife dropped her single status 7 times in the first conversation we ever had. So I asked her to go hiking with me. She agreed for some reason. Strange person she just met asking her to go alone in the woods with no one around?

    • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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      616 months ago

      Ayy just about my exact experience.

      Me: Do you like hiking?

      Her: No, not really.

      Me: Oh that’s too bad. I was going to say we should go walk sometime, it’s really fun.

      Her: Well, uh, hiking isn’t that bad…

    • StametsOP
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      496 months ago

      That my friend is about as subtle as a brick. I love her.

    • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      316 months ago

      My now wife and me were talking a day before our second date

      Me: oh so yeah there is a new restaurant pretty close to me and they serve food from your country. Haven’t been there yet. Want to check it out?

      Her: nah save your money. I will come to your place and cook.

      She did and the meal was amazing.

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        156 months ago

        Ha! My now wife realised on our first date that she was in a strange town, with no one she knew, and no one knew we were on a date. Cue her drunkenly asking me if I was an axe murderer and if I was going to chop her into little bits…about 40 times…

        I decided not to mention I collect knives until the 3rd date.

        • kase
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          46 months ago

          You collect… just knives? What’s the extra freezer for, then?

          • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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            46 months ago

            Uhhh…for moose and elk…sweats profusely yeah…yeah…legally poached…errrrrr…hunted meat…that totally isn’t people…

    • IndiBrony
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      6 months ago

      One girlfriend. First date included getting in my car, and ended with me taking her to my house. We played Sonic 🥰

      But yeah, someone trusting you enough to get into your vehicle the first time you meet them is on one hand awesome ❤️ but on the other hand, like, dude be grateful I’m not a serial killer 😂

    • Kilgore Trout
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      116 months ago

      Why not? Most humans are reliable and it’s hard to find hiking partners.