• MelodiousFunk
    12·
    6 months ago

    There’s a thousand mile expanse of woods and bullshit across the northern states where you could just walk through the forests into Canada.

    I’ve always wanted to get eaten by a moose.

    • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafeOPEnglish
      4·
      6 months ago

      I mean, if it’s a choice between getting eaten by Canada’s moose army and being thrown in a literal concentration camp, I think it’s an easy pick