cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/9342344
Likely explains his long history of pushing conspiracy theories, and makes him utterly unsuited to be President
My ancestors rode in on the
sandwichcocaine!
That… explains things…
At least the worm might have been isolated to one part of the brain. The mercury wasn’t.
That answers so many questions, and also raises so many new questions
Are we just ignoring the fact that it died after eating a bunch of his brain? I’m thinking it’s because his ideas are toxic.
Maybe it died of malnutrition
The surprising part isn’t that one of the presidential contenders has a brainworm - thr surprising thing is that only one does.
At least it was not alive
It was alive once.
They only found the dead ones imo.
I, for one, welcome our parasitic brain worm overlords.