I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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    Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.

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    Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

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    When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

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    Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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    A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

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    Nobody listens to Worf.

    Nobody listens to Worf.

    Nobody listens to Worf.

    Nobody listens to Worf.

    Nobody listens to Worf.

    Nobody listens to Worf.

    Data listens to a deck of cards.

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    A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

    That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.

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    The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

    e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

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    Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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        Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.