You’d think making a big clamp is easier than making a rocket…
They’re rocket scientists, not clamp scientists.
It’d be easier to train clamp scientists to static fire than to train rocket scientists to clamp.
Are you trying to clamp an asteroid?
We can pretty much assume whatever needs clamping’s less than 28” thick.
There’s a reason management courses all insist that you focus on your core competency.
Next time maybe they’ll shell out for The Clamp
Wow, that’s wild!
Space Pioneer issued its own statement later, stating there was a structural failure at the connection between the rocket body and the test bench.
Sounds like the hold-down clamps failed. Have there been any previous cases in history where static fires unexpectedly turned into non-static fires?
well there was that incident in '86 when the shuttle Atlantis was ‘accidentally’ launched with 4 kids aboard during an engine test. The documentary about it called Space Camp is riveting.
Few people know that one of those kids was now famous actor, Joaquin Phoenix. I watched that documentary many times and was shock to find out that people speak in a type of slow motion when in zero G.
Technically speaking it was low-G. None of Joachim Phoenix’s movies are strictly “zero-G”
it’s fiction lmao
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
In surprised a failure like that led to it being launched straight up like that.
It means the rocket was just too good for those clamps
Temu NASA.
CNSA would be “Temu NASA”.
Space Pioneer is more like “Temu SpaceX”. Their aforementioned Tianlong-3 rocket is pretty much a Falcon 9 clone.
“No casualties were found.”
Nice.
On the positive side, they really stuck the landing.
None died or none was found?
Everyone died and the bodies were not found (they exploded)
Or none were looked for. Coverups are easier when you ignore the evidence.
To shreds you say…
Sorry, my bad. I forgot a zip tie.
Why are we using zip ties as hold-down clamps in the first place?
Because we couldn’t find our duct tape.
Ah yes, the handyman’s secret weapon…
Okay someone do the math on how many zipties it would take to hold down a Saturn 5 rocket.
Static fire quickly became dynamic one
Task failed successfully.
Wow, that was fast, even for Scott!
They need more struts!
I’m happy nobody was hurt. Keep trying kerbalnaughts!
“I believe it’s time for me to flyyyyy”
Made in China.
Their rockets fly even when you try to not let them fly.
“unintended launch” lol
Never Mind that. Look at all those mini-splits.
You’d figure that would have learned from Boeing and used a whole shitload of fasteners…