Nussy
Excuse me SIR, the preferred term is gobble gobble.
Neckussy™️
Someone should take his advice and fucking grab that thing.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Grab 'em by the cushions?
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My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.
Other than that, the sex is great.
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If it can happen to fry, why not I?
c/holup
Wait. Is it bad to fuck a couch or is it bad to back a fascist, rapist and convict? U.S. politics just flies over my head. If i was in your shoes and could have Sanders (which i gues you can not, i am sorry) i would be ok with him fucking any and every inanimate object he meets. I mean do not get me wrong, this meme is quite funny but i browsed lemmy for like 5 Minutes today and it is already the 7th post telling me about this guy being a couch fucker. I could have done with only this meme…
When people mock republicans for something that’s considered personal and harmless… It’s mostly to point out the hypocrisy of their conservative platform which is built on hate for people who are different because of personal or harmless reasons.
I get it that there is such an animosity for the enemy that there is no need to hold the high ground but i sure wish that it was not the case.
No conservative person will understand their hypocrisy or see their own hate through this. All the will see is “hate” and “propaganda” from an enemy. It is actually quite sad to watch american politics from afar.
Bleach!!!
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