• @Rokin@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    2510 months ago

    I don’t use dating apps, so I’m still always carrying a stack of papers when I go outside

  • amio
    link
    fedilink
    23
    edit-2
    10 months ago

    Maybe I should start being late to stuff with a slice of toast in my mouth.

  • SokathHisEyesOpen
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1710 months ago

    Yes, that’s literally the only way we met people. That’s why we took a stack of important papers to the nightclub.

  • Flying Squid
    link
    fedilink
    1110 months ago

    Don’t forget bumping heads while simultaneously reaching for the same dropped object.

  • @visak@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    1010 months ago

    That’s not true. You could also lose your ultra-demanding job, move back to the small town you grew up in, only to accidentally fall into the water and get pulled out by the rough but handsome former highschool classmate who never left.

  • @Blademax@lemmy.one
    link
    fedilink
    810 months ago

    Or time things Just right, to accidentally drop something and reach down at the same time to pick it up. Or reach for the same book/grocery/product.

  • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    810 months ago

    But then again, there were no other apps either so you had to print out the maps, chats, … and automatically walked around with a huge stack of important papers.

    In other words: we need dating apps because of all the other apps.

  • ArtieShaw
    link
    fedilink
    310 months ago

    You could also go around absentmindedly eating directly from a jar of peanut butter in the hopes of crashing into someone doing the same with a large unwrapped chocolate bar.

    Those relationships usually started out rocky and accusatory, but both parties inevitably realized that they worked great together.