• dwindling7373@feddit.it
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    Why would he look at security footage? He’s not a cop from the 80s, he just commands his army to find those. He’s not evil enought to micromanage.

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      Levels of Evil

      Level I - burn kittens and watch them suffer
      Level II - build a space weapon so massive it blows up planets
      Level III - micromanage your minions and review security footage

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        Imagine standing around during guard duty and Darth Vader calls up saying if you have time to lean you have time to clean.

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          Let’s touch base on this at a later date and see if we can really drill down and get our ducks in a row. I don’t have the bandwidth right now, so we’ll circle back now that it’s on my radar.

          /mechanical breathing

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          Surely there must have been at least a few kittens (or their Star Wars equivalent) on Alderaan… I feel like that would make Level I a subset of Level II by definition.

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            But they didn’t watch kittens suffer. Yuge difference.

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        Unironically, somewhat credible supervillains back then where a lot less cruel than many managers nowdays.