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For the uninitiated
“Got confused”?
Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?
Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?
IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.
He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It’s quite the dangler.
Can’t find.
Don’t leave it hanging
This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can’t vouch for it now.
Imgur took it down D:
I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930
Maybe they meant “concussed?”
They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.
Shai-Hulud
Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?
Helicopter goes brrrrr
If you replace ‘large’ with ‘small’ the statement makes sense again.
Maybe he’s got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
… he’s got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is… massive.
It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.
Well aren’t you blessed!
When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.
“Put that eldritch horror away.”
Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension
(I don’t get it)
Wait, 👀 for real?
That’s horrifying.
“Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!”
There are images on the internet of his penis. It’s not “confusingly large,” I don’t think. He’s just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.
The fuck did I just watch
It’s OK. Welcome to the other side.
Not my proudest
Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant’s trunk in your pants
I’ll take “problems I want” for $1,000, alex
I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.
100%
Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?
Kinda hard to google, you got more?
It was a joke. He famously does his own stunts.
Oh, someone is thirsty…
That was a mean trap…
Not exactly what you’re looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.
How does he walk?!
Off topic, but what’s the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it’s potentially dynamically stable
https://waroftheworlds.fandom.com/wiki/File:Tripod.gifUncertain beyond the attribution on the gif. I just searched walking tripod. The link above is the original source I got it from.
Reminds of the “walkers” in Battletoads
What the fuck
Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.
DaFoe was amazing in “The Lighthouse (2019).”
Oh my God! No, thank you!
Poor man.
Join Vimeo to watch
:(
His green goblin popped up for me.
:(
That’s a blessing in disguise
I wonder if doppelganger porn is a thing… 🤔
I wanna see porn of two guys who look exactly the same, and aren’t relatives, fucking each other. Outside of drawings, too. It has to be real people.
Is this just in reference to “Anti-christ?”. I don’t think I’ve seen him naked in anything else.
