• @Cleverdawny@lemm.ee
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    1709 months ago

    Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they’re a vegetable, so you can tell someone you’re eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald’s for some frenchy fries

    • kubica
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      869 months ago

      The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but…)

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      439 months ago

      They really are a miracle food. And they make every dish better.

    • Aaron
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      199 months ago

      I mean, in fairness, “vegetable” isn’t a scientific term at all, so whether potatoes are vegetables (or tubers, or roots, or something else) is totally up for debate.

      But they’re a hell of a lot more of a vegetable than pizza is!

      • @Cleverdawny@lemm.ee
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        59 months ago

        I’ve always used the definition of a vegetable being an integral part of a plant, like a root, rather than a fruiting seed pod evolved to be consumed by animals

      • @Cleverdawny@lemm.ee
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        49 months ago

        There are several essential amino acids we need to survive but don’t produce in our bodies. No plant has all of those amino acids, but every animal product does. You can get complete plant protein by consuming multiple different plants, so if a vegan has a varied diet they’re usually fine.

        • @mojorizer@feddit.de
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          149 months ago

          There are a few plants with a complete amino acid profile: quinoa, soy, amaranth or buckwheat. But as you said, a varied diet is better.

  • Ocelot
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    979 months ago

    Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

  • cacktus
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    609 months ago

    [clap clap clap] “Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.”

  • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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    599 months ago

    Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

    • AggressivelyPassive
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      659 months ago

      That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

    • @psud@lemmy.world
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      179 months ago

      Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance

      • @royal_starfish@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Well, even though gastric acid(mostly hydrochloric acid) in our stomach does have a relatively low pH, it is very diluted, so in practice it just kills germs and stuff and won’t obliterate everything going inside you

    • Dr. Coomer
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      29 months ago

      W̴̙͖̫̃͌̄́ę̴͉̼͖̜͎̤̻̙͔̪̜͌̋̑͗͘ ̴͈̥̱͒͒̅̾͒̈́̏̄̒̋̃͆͐͗͆̕͝͝w̸̨̗͇̥͓͈̘̰͉̯͍̟̠̰̻̝̟̒́̆̅̄̐͗͌͋͂̌̚͠͝ͅî̵̢̧̳͓̬̗͉̪̥ļ̷̟͇̮̫͔̥̗̝̣͙̈́̑̏́͒͐́̿̏̄͗̄̑̔͐̃͒͒̒̌̀͂͋̒̚͝l̷͉̣̙̜̤̘̞̻̍̎͆͑̌́̀͗̕͠ ̶̢̺͙̱̙̘͎̬̝̼̠̙̹̜̘̦̎̎̂̉̍͜ṡ̷̛̺͎̜̖̺̭̜͇̲̺̳̾̃̏̂̅̉͗͋̃͋͘͝͠ư̷̛̘̯̖̫̙̫̘̩̬͚̠̯̲̖͋͒̉̆͐̏̿̄͐́͌̌́̚f̷̛̘͉̦̉̈́̂̄̏́̆̈̒̓̽͌̈̐̊͆̄̋̐̇̈́̕͝ͅf̵̨̛͍̞̞̭͍̻̘̲̭͖̭̟͕̥̱̫͍̱̬̗͔̟̒̆̓̿̃̀́͐̉̊͐ͅͅẻ̶̡͎̳̦̪͎̦͚̞̮͇̮̗͔̲̹̦̘̱̻̗͖̟̻͉̐̔͆̃͊͂̏͆͐͘̚ͅr̸̛̄̇̋̊̒̄̑̉̄̓̈́͛̈́̏̀̎̕͜͠ ̵̝͖̣͓͙̮̹̰͎̺̟͆̅t̶̢̠̻͎̯͉̳̞̭̍̾̾͂̿̄̐͆̆̊̀͂͑̔́̓̚̚͝͝͠ő̵̢̨͔͍͍̥̭̪̻̼̜͔̦̙̫̰͎̏̈́̕̚g̶̖̱̩̋̑̐̑͌̍́̅͌̆̋̄̑̎̏̈́̎͐̀̃̚̕͘̚͝e̸̡̨̞͚̯̻̫͓̼̗̫͕̖̙͉̝̻̜͚̲̋͋̽͋̈́̚ẗ̴̨̢̢͉͚͕̘̻̣̖̣̠͓͎̫́̀̄̊̃͗̌̋̒͜ͅh̷̥̪̦̠͖̺̮̙̙̝̠̟̤̠̯̱̞̝̬̯̆̇ë̶̫̹͇̹̫̖̭̯̤̬́̔̊̌̎͑̊͆̐͑̂̂̚͝͠͝r̵̟͕͙̘͇̺̩͔̦̬̪̮̩̳̠̜̜̲͎͛̎̇̏̔̃͠ͅ,̶̗̣͙͚̟̮͛͐̈́͛͌͆͗͂̆̆͛͌͑̅͒̀͛̀͌̊̋̇̕ ̶̡̨̧̺̦̳͉̟̹̼̞̜̣̖̜̟͎͔͎̀͒̂̅̈̏̔̊̆̀̀̚̕͜͠Ĵ̴̢͚̩̤͕̹̗͈̘͎͕͓̆͛o̸̪̲̪̞̙͍̝̯̠̓̑̃͋̎ņ̶̢̖̤͔̪̜̻̺̰͉̺͋͋̒͗͌̋̅́̍̿̐̏̈́̈́̎̆̔̂̑͊̆̕̕̕͘͜͜

    • @this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml
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      Tire stack… Start growing in a tire or right on the ground. As soon as it’s taller than the next available tire take that tire place it on the stack and bury the plant until there’s just a couple of leaves above ground. Everything you buried be gentle will root out and become space for more spuds. When it grows up taller than another tire rinse and repeat until you have a stack of tires when you’re ready to harvest just start knocking the tires over one by one. Works well to line them with plastic as well if you can

    • @pirat@lemmy.world
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      169 months ago

      I’ve recently heard of some people living near the coast, carrying on an old local tradition of simply growing potatoes in seaweed instead of soil, adding a natural salty taste to them.

    • tiredofsametab
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      89 months ago

      Can confirm. Started potatoes in a grow-bag last year, did another round this year. The bag doesn’t hold a ton of soil, but it was apparently enough to turn 5 seed potatoes into a few kilos of harvest

  • Dr. Coomer
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    209 months ago

    “Ỉ̷̧̢̢̛̙̫̰̰͚͈̹͉͉̭͍̱̪̟̬̬̜̤͙̲̩̤̗̲̼̥̠͓̜́͛̆̄͛̒̓͑̈́̾̈́̊̇͒̿̈͛́̍̃̔̔̈́͋͒̒͂̂̂͛͊̒̃̎͐̒̉̃̓̽͗̒̓̽̀́͆̆̈́̓̒̒̿̃͋͆̎͊̅̍͘̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̵̧̢̧̡̢̧̡̨̛̛̛͔̜̺̭̟̻̻̩̬̟̭͔̙̫̼̘̪͈̼͇͎̠͇̫̩̖͚̼̠̲͖͉̭̱͎͎̼̮͔̱̟̮̺̫͈͎̠͍̝̪̗̼̪̭̤͓̈̒̄́̒͋͗̏́̔̾̄͌̃̾̓̔̀́̒̉̈̂̾͂̓̉̓̓͋̃͒̾̓͊͛̉̊͆̓͊̈́̅͂̌̏́̒̔̒̾̄̃͑̀́̋́͂̃̌̏̓͌͂̃͛͂͛͌̍̆́̈́̊̄̽̏̉̐̈̀̒̓̽̊͘̕̕̚̚̕͘̕̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ř̶̨̡̨̢̡̖͔͇̹̠͇̻̖̬̣̺͇̬͚̝̳̩̟̦̥͍̯̦̺̤͇̗̺̪͉̦͓͍̜͎̼̩͎̙͚͔̲̫͚̫̰̬̝̺͓̣̰̲̞̥̝͓͎̜̟̗͎͕͈̲̻͉̮̫͚͕̰͚̩͈̙͚̫̤͙̥̲̻̯̯̱̻̻̻͇̠͖̆̋̄͗͗͗̂̉̽͑̄̈́̑́͒̐͛͑̑̅̍̀̈́̄̐̒̇̓̋̽̀͂͂̎͐̀̃̆̂̅͒͑̏̓͗̽̒̎̈́͑̌́̍̆̾̈́͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅę̶̧̨̡̢̡̢̨̢̨̧̛̰̺̟̖͍͈̜̱͙̤̼̩̟̫̪̫̲͔̫̞̹̩͙͙͚̻͕̤͈͙̪͇̣̦̥̩̭̠͔̜̫͚͖̯͍͕͚͓̞̺͎̥͚̗̜̮̖̪͓͔̩̮̩̙̭͉̼̞̲͉̺͚͓̝͔̗̪͙̰͓͈̯̹̒͐̈̈̓̆̀͂̎̿͜͜͜ͅͅͅq̴̨̧̢̢̨̨̡̨̢̡̡̛̛͈̻̞̼̲͙̤̗͙̮̱̦͔̻̖͍̫̻̯̙̝̳̺͓̝̬͉̩̞͚̬͇̱͚͓̱̻̭̤̳̫͚̪̙͈̯̘̜̙̞̜̘͔͍̻͈̥͚̯͕͔͙̭͖͇͕̰̹̦̗̣̜̙̺̖̭̱̙͎͇͐̑͋̀̿̒͗̈́̓̍̿́̓͆̐̆̉̒̓̓̀̐̓̀̑͌̕̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅu̸̧̨̡̧̨̦̣̙͈͖̭̙̪̤̜̬̞͕̹̜͚̜͇̻̘̤̳͚̺̥͚̩͇̮̙̱̹̣̭͎̺͕̠̻̝̱̘̬̝͇̥̪̯̤̞̬̝̹̳̘̺͉͚̻̟̜̟̥̣̟̗̪̱̟̘͍̻͇̩̖̼͍͔̫̼͈͙͚̅̃̀͂̔̀̿̿̉̈́̔̉͗̒̈́͗͐̄̐͛͛̈́̊̒͊̃̍̓́̎̈̑͑͒͆̊̄̑͗̿̀̈́͆̎͌̍͗̂̾͒́̃̓̑̓̂͆͂̉̏̏͆̂̀́̈̊̿̈́͛͒̿̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅḭ̸̧̨̨̡̗̱̩͉̞͇̤̠͚͖̦͇̪̜̲̗͓̺̦̺̣̩̮̲̰̪̹͍̫̭̝͈͉̘͙̠̠͍̤̞̼̪̪̪̮̰̹͕͎̈̆͌́̐̎͘͜ͅr̶̡̨̡̢̨̡̛̻͔̘̭̞͕̞͉̲̤͖̘̯̺̝̠͎͕̱̮̟̲͎͙̝̮͈͕̻͕̤̋̎̒͛͛̅̒͆̈̿̐͒͐̄̆͌͑̾̑̎̏̂͑̐̿̈̈́́̔̉̈́͆̓̐̚͘͜ͅe̶̡̧̡̤͎̙͈̗͇̖̫̺͇͖̻͈̥͇̦̩̰̣̯̲̱̗̥͈̤͉̟̗̓̾̀͊͒͗͂͊͗̏͊̅̒̃͂̔̊̿̌̍͛͌̑̈́͋̈́̋́͗͛͆͛͂̎̊̽̍͑̈́̑̋̇̂̂͊͐̄͂̈́̆͗̐̎́̓̐̋͑́̈́̔̾̐̿̌́̏̇̌͑͛̊͛͋̕̚̕̕̚͘͘̕͘͝ ̶̨̨̢̛̛̻̮̪̘̣̩̬̳͔͍͔͉̜̬͚͔͚̲̱̹͖͚͍͇̬̩̱̝̤̜̙͚̼̝̦̠͍̱̜̰̣̪̯͈̟͍͕͎̹̗̗͚̗̞͎̯̼̥̭̦̲̋͐͌̉̈́͗̀̋̈́̔̃̐̄̈́̓͆̏̏̔̿̕̚͜ͅs̴̡̨̧̨̨̡̨̢̨̧̧̗̦̳̣̹͈̭̗̺̹͕̰̰̯͈͓͇̭̦̟̗̬̖̻͈̮̤̼͓̤̞͚͈͓̻̖̠̰̞͔̗̯̥̠̩̥͇̱͚͙͔̖͍̭͎̠͖̜̩͖͙͇̱͔̯̤̖̼͉̟͇̜̬͉̖͇̪̐̑͗̾͛̈͑̄̀̀̈́̍͆̽̃̃̄̐̌̎̊̌͐̓̿͌̽̑̒̑̐̀͒̃͒͌̉͌̉͐͋͆̈́̄́̉͑͒̇̀̌̃̉̎͗̈̑̐̏͌̃́̈̎̒́̈̂̔͐̅͋̀͛́̇͂̍̾̅̊̎̔͆̄̕̕̕̕̕͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅò̶̢̢̨̡̠͎̹̦̫̘͈̳̺͓̭̬̯͚̠̗̮̙̗͉̭͕̼̰̮̞͉͈̖̰͙̻̬̩̹̣̱̙̳̳̜̣͙͌̍̐́͆͂̆̄̑̈́͑̓͆̎̓̈́́̀͐͑̈́̇̊́̋̑̎̽̅̐̈̍̽̀͛́̅́͋̽̋͗̎̇̂̇̍̂̔̓̌̽́̑̇̌̏̑͘͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅi̴̧̛̮̭̬͕̥͔͖͊̀̂́̂͆͊̈̎̎́͊͗̆̽̽̎̈́̆̒̅̈́̎̈́̐͊̎͑̽̓͘͜͜ͅl̵̛̳͇̝̤͚̹̱̺̜̠͓̮̗̫̜̳͖͚̣̘͚̥̣̯̘̝̻͖̰̠̬͖͖͙̭̱͎̞̣͕͉͖̥̪͉̪̰̲̞̠͙͎̿͋́̅͐̏̾̿̓̈͋̓́̈́̉̓̄̐́̉̔̂̄͊̊͆̅̐̎͛̉̏͑͋̌͋̄̇́̂̐̏̇̎̕̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅ,̴̡̢̡̨̢̧̡̧̨̛̛̛̛̛͉̘̜͔̟̣̭̜̟̯̱͓͇̮̩̯̞͔͔̟̗̣̪̟͎̱͙̼̮͕̮͍͕̳̰̰̩̻̳̤̱̩̗̜̠͓̳̝̻̈̅̒̎̐̔̋͐̀̽̑͑̅͊̔̃̅̈͌̇̆̾̒͆́̍̇̍͛̂͂̂͊̒̈͆͌́̃̃͑̽̃̅̈́̉̀͛̀̄͋̃̑̀̅̈́́̌̐͑́̽̈́̈́̾̓͆̽̈͛̉͌̎̈̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ ̵̡̨̧̨̡̡̢̧̜̦̣̪̭̥͈̦͓̩͕̙̗͓͉̩͔̦̟̻̳͙͈͕̘̣̪͉̘̜̰͓̼̪̙̞̯͇̜̗̜͈͙̻͕̦͓͚̱̙͉̬̞̯͈̦͇̠̬̮̭̳͕̞̠̭̭̦̞͎̰͔̻̟͓̃̅́̄̐͛͜͠͝͠J̵̛̛̛̛̰̖͖̺͉̩̣̝͓̹̗̠̈́̌͊̅͂͗̓̍̈͋̀̏̌̒̿̑̏̐̔̂̃̀̍̾̑̈́̔͌͐̐̀̉̅̈̐̔̎̊̉̾̅͋̒́̂̋͆́͛́͑̽̒͂́̇̓̾̒̈́̈̋̓͐͌̔͐̓͆̅̿̎͊̈̋̆̿̊̿̕̚̚̕͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ơ̴̧̡̨̢̡̨̲̞̘̲̟͎̰̯̣͚̺̣̰͖̪̪̤̱͖͔̙͎̼̟͆͆͆́̎͒̓͒͊̔̒́͋̓͛̓͌̎̿̍͗̑͊̍͐̐̋̋̐̊͋̇̒͐͒̃̋̓̄̔͐̀͛͊̐̀͛͐̈̾͛̈̇̈́̋͂̕͝͠ͅn̸̨̛̛̜͈̱̪͉̥͚̪̮͓̪̱̹̫̹̯͈͚͎̘͆̔̌̍̈́̃̀͆͌̃̽͂̾̓̒̀͆̄̔̈́̈͆̍͂̒̀̈́̈́̇̽̆̀̀̇͒̊̌̇̒̉̈́̐͊͌̌̅́̈́̎̐̅̋̔̈́̆͒̾̎̐͆̆́͂͌̋̈́̇̋̃̊̈́͛̊͒͑͒̿̎͗̏̆̀̊̾͊̏̉̽̚͜͝͠͠!̴̢̡̢̢̛̳̩̗͉͍͉̺̩̗͚͎̩̻̦̩̣̦̫̳͇̪̞̦̦͙̩͖̩̱͈̰̣̲̯̲̳͔̥̮̬̞͎͇̣͎͇̼̭̠̻̺͔͔̘̮̩̩͇̰̱͉͉̫̟͖̄͋̕͜ͅͅ”

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        • silly goose meekah
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          9 months ago

          Wait, that’s you? I watched the first 27 minutes so far and it’s really well made. Props!

          I thought it was funny that in the beginning you say that the viewer isn’t ready for r/ImSorryJon, a sub I’ve been subbed to for years. Wondering whether you’re going to reveal anything about the sub that will make me question it hahah, we’ll see!

          • Dr. Coomer
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            49 months ago

            No, I’m not the creator. I meant hear on lemmy I made a post.

            • Dr. Coomer
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              29 months ago

              But regardless, PLEASE DONT GO LOOKING FOR r/imreallysorryjohn

                • Dr. Coomer
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                  29 months ago

                  T̶̛͇̱̻̼͍̳̜̥̘͎̊͒̈͑̋͑̏͋͑̃̌̕͝h̶̨̢̢̪̳͈̗͇͕͈̜̪͂̀̉ͅͅe̴̫̤͚͌͆̀ͅy̵̥͚̤͖̝̟̝͕͇͚̞͖͎̟̮͌͑̈́̇͆̑̎͊̅͐̌ͅ ̴̮̗̬͚̯̰͕̙͙͍̙͌̂̒̉w̷̡͙̜͍̠̖̮̲͙̜̦̬̙̮̋̐̓̂̇̇ḫ̸̢̢̢̡̛̭͉̘̜͙̪͓̰͚̭͕̐̿̈́̎̌̉̏̈̓̒̂́̕͝͝a̷̛̤͔͉̠̙̮̍͂̈̌̋͆̂t̶̹̗̫̼̠͇͎̥̝̥͉̻̜̫̺̋̑̀?̴͚̜̯́

        • Dr. Coomer
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          29 months ago

          Second warning: you may learn of horrors worse than and eldrige horror Garfield.

  • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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    209 months ago

    Potatoes revolutionized human agriculture once we discovered which parts of the plants weren’t poisonous. Unlike the human standard before that point, mostly grains, Potatoes can grow even on slopes and mildly rocky terrain.