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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·10 months ago“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down1·10 months ago Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·10 months agono wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
minus-squareAsidonhopo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down2·10 months agoNilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 months agoIt’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-210 months agoHe failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller. Edit: or better at jump shots.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·10 months agoTo be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
minus-squarekrunklom@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down4·10 months agoThe cheese is under my foreskin
“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
i mean, so is grass
It’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
Edit: or better at jump shots.
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
The cheese is under my foreskin