• Zozano@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    Not even the most dangerous bear. Polar would fuck you up.

    Also, I’m making money all day long by betting on Hippo

    • Nakari Lexfortaine@lemmy.world
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      Hippo all the way.

      Fuckers don’t deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

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        1 year ago

        You missed their insane armour stat. It looks like leather, but acts like scales on steroids.

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    1 year ago

    There’s no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn’t even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.

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      If that bear picks up a machine gun then it’s all over. A rhino can’t do that.