• Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Eeewww… Mummies are just really dry embalmed zombies with their organs removed.

    No thank you. I’m not into necrophilia.

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      6 days ago

      Yeah, all things considered anyone without a very specific (and nasty) fetish is probably gonna have more luck getting off with a lint-filled dryer vent