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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Hope my birth control works

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Hope my birth control works

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Not every hole gets you pregnant. Can’t believe I have to explain this. 🙄

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      So you assume it was not triple in one hole? Beginner error

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      oh and what are your credentials?

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        ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIHOP1WIJXVmQLIf0+jo+Ov34QkC41jjzCQcnleNnAown exu@feditown.com
        
        • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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          Of course, a public key. You effing leftists. I only post private keys.

          • Matt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloud
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            Oh, can I get a high resolution pic of your front door key as well?

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        Some videos I found.

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    The different genetic sperm fight each other to the death inside, like that episode of x files with the antarctic worms. Triple penetration is super safe, nothing to worry about.

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    Congrats on the tp

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      Thanks. Charmin was definitely the right move.

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    Next time consider an orderly queue and a “please deposit DNA sample here” sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.

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      I mean, is that not what they all did?

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    Did you return them to the shelter afterwards?

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    👍

  • Sam Tamaskan@pawb.social
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    Surprise Baby Roulette!

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