GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour’s koi fish.
Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong’s pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.
CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.
He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.
Guy went full Ders.
So this is what became of the mudkip guy…
Been watching too many dolphin documentaries?
I like that they describe him as “sex-starved” as if that could even begin to explain his actions
Who among us hasn’t had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?
It’s those lips.
The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.
Since when is 51 a “senior citizen”?
If it gets me a discount, I’m fine with it. It’s just words.
Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)
I’m sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
Yeah I’m pretty sure that fish wasn’t having a happy time.
How do you know? This may be exactly what that fish wanted. Walking around with that sexy mouth all opening closing like that. I mean that’s disgusting.
Ha good one
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It’s not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it’s a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
Does Lemmy have block settings for links? For specific ones…
Fucking a fish is horrifying to you??
You would not have survived the earlier internet.
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Do you like fish sticks?
I survived the earlier internet. This is still horrifying. And yes, I did see that guy who got killed by the horse. That was very horrifying. Just because some things are truly terrible, doesnt mean other things can’t be terrible.
Ah, Mr. Hands. I’ll never forget the grunt Mr. Hands makes when the horse perforates his intestines.
There’s actually a documentary about it. Dude had spinal damage that caused sexual dysfunction. Resulted in Washington state passing a bestiality law.
Yeah I learned quickly after that one not to trust links from certain people. I did recently send him a goatse picture for nostalgia purposes. His wife freaked out.
Bless her heart, she doesn’t understand that it’s a traditional cultural practice.
My cofee mug:
😂😂
“having sex with” no no, this is rape, jfc
Brings new meaning to the saying “He sleeps with the fishes”
Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’
For some people, that would be the best way to start the day.
Make me an offal I can’t refuse
I’m almost certain there’s a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with “-Godfather” in the query. 🤦🏿♀️
I think your right,an airplane/hot shots kind of movie
smh they arrested him for doing something we’ve ALL done atleast once…✌️😔 /s
You’re not the only one, everyone is just being coy about it.
Ask the question and people tend to clam up.
This dude is 51 years old.
You think he woke up, at 51 and was like “Ya know what? I think I’ll try to fuck a fish today”.
Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.
It’s a tale as old as time… Or at least as old as navies.
For example, Portsmoiugh football club fans are known as The Skates in honour of the Royal Navy base in Portsmouth; apparently, sailors swear that the humble Skate is a particular tender lover.
You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you’re in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I’m not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I’m just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water’s surface in my grandfather’s pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was… different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, “is this love?”
No, mate. She was just playing koi with you
Who knows? Was he born fucking fish? Pretty sure it had to start some time in particular
Ya know, suddenly those weird laws banning having sex with fish make a lot more sense.
Wait, a fish fucker AND a pervert?? Man, that guy’s got a lot going on.
