It’s come up a few times in comments recently and I finally got time to mock one up, but I don’t have enough content to fill the boxes.
What are some staple lemmy experiences that could go on a bingo card?
Note: this is for fun. Let’s have some positive vibes to go with the negative ones since Lemmy itself is a mixed bag.
- Accusations of being a tankie
- Being a tankie
- Accusations of being Zionist
Beans reddit repost left wing purity test tankies.ml Star Trek meme arch btw now that’s what I call a distraction from the Epstein files [image load failed] Microsoft hate train corn Self hosted toaster ban all the cars free space AI bad Trump antics Senseless petition bickering about comic artist Sony hate train knife related shitpost shockingly good art post with one upvote Anime titties Palestine 30 year old comic strip “bOtH sIdeS!!!” owl photo I got 4 bingos here 😎
Nearly perfect, but missed “the world would be a utopia witout cars” & “suprise monster dongs”
Excellent. Can “brings up love of trains in an unrelated conversation” have a separate space from “the world would be a utopia without cars”?
It’s basically the same, but I really like trains and wanted an excuse to mention them.
suprise monster dongs
Ah you’re browsing Scaled on All feed? lol.
I think it just kinda seers into the brain vs the frequency of them. You get a few porn posts back to back and are thinking, she’s kinda hot. Then boom, suprise monster dong snap tossed in the mix to throw you off.
Good call. I used the former to fix the dead link. As for the monster dongs, well. Possibly where they are in the table might be the surprise.
Just saw you captured the cars one. So, no notes this is perfect.
I laughed when I saw fuckcars next to free parking
Edit: I read it wrong, it says free space, apparently monopoly lives rent free in my head
Yes, I await my imminent downvote brigading from the /fuckcars people eagerly, and with interest.
You’ve got to be able to laugh at yourself every now and then
Those are some amazing suggestions, thank you.
idk I just kinda disassociated for a while and then this list was here
- gossip about instances like social cliques
- someone forgot to set the language on their post/comment
- a poster has an obvious special interest
- linux
- obviously a human used ms paint here
- thread takes an unexpected turn to horniness
- lemming is surprised the rest of the fediverse exists
- whimsy
- someone wishes there was more niche content
- federation lag
- a wild mastodon/pixelfed user appears
- beans
- a commenter has clearly missed that they are responding to someone from a different country
- a big chart/table of fedi statistics
- a programmer is using a bunch of jargon for some reason
thread takes an unexpected turn to horniness
You called? 🐺 🍆 😏
I take exception to that programmer bullet! We always have reasonable conditionals for any and all jargon. There’s actually an eponymous law about this, pointing out what happens when someone is wrong on the Internet. It’s called Beckstrom’s Law.

SDF is down.
Actual human responses, including real apologies at times when someone takes a comment the wrong way and then admits they did so. Never in all my years on the other platform did I see that happen.
I’ve posted my share of bad takes, and ate my words and apologized. I’ve also seen quite a few others have similar bad times. But they’re temporary, we all grow, and we all improve from them.
That’s true, it’s encouraging to see and makes me more willing to apologize, too.
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Sketchy guy tells a one-sided story about how he got banned multiple times on Reddit.
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Everyone in the comments showering him with love, trashing Reddit, and completely ignoring the huge red flag that there must be some fucking reason why that guy got banned multiple times.
Welcome to !reddit@lemmy.world.
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Sub-thread of a conversation of something unrelated becomes an open source software recommendations mini thread.
I recommend Obsidian for keeping track of events like this 👍
Beans, deans, and corn things
- Owls
- “…here’s a reading list…”
- #NoSlop!
Where are the owls? I don’t see nearly enough owls on here. I get tons of bats and beans though.
Blaming something on capitalism.
Fuck spez
Free space.
The words “Slop” and “Fascist”. At least for the 2024+ edition.
Getting called a fascist will be the free space. Slop is one I didn’t have, though, that’s a good one.
Something along the lines of “just came here from Reddit and this place sucks”
beanis
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