• dream_weasel
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        6 months ago

        This room has neither doors nor windows as drawn. Rope ladder is deployed periodically throughout the night.

        • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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          76 months ago

          This implies at least one opening in the ceiling, so I’d say combine the layouts to tessellate as neatly as possible, then jump in. When exhausted, lay down wherever is most comfortable.

          • Ook the Librarian
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            16 months ago

            Since, to enter, you have to ground-pound the ceiling tile above, it’s best to put the bed directly under the opening.

  • @Makeitstop@lemmy.world
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    756 months ago

    Am I the only one bothered by alignment chart memes that just throw nine random things in a grid instead of having some consistency regarding what is good, evil, lawful or chaotic?

    It just takes a few tweaks to make something at least moderately consistent.

    • thrawn
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      146 months ago

      And see, I’d swap your Lawful Neutral and True Neutral, as then all the neutrals would feature one long bed edge placed against a wall.

      • @Makeitstop@lemmy.world
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        56 months ago

        That would also make sense, it would just be changing the pattern.*

        In mine, Lawful is center aligned with one side touching a wall. Chaotic is tilted to touch corners to walls instead of sides. Good is head towards walls and foot towards the interior. Evil is foot towards walls and head towards the interior. And true neutral… is not bound by any of these rules.


        * A pattern that would be based on the idea that neutral should be a defined side, one that presents its own rules in each dimension of the chart, rather than merely being the absence of one of the other alignment dichotomies. If this were just about chart making, I would support that as I like things to be orderly, but because this is alignment I stick with what I believe to be the better representation of that system.

    • R0cket_M00se
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      46 months ago

      Yes! It’s stupid how many of them just throw random shit in without thinking about what would make sense.

    • cobysev
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      46 months ago

      We’ll just call that Chaos Incarnate. It can have its own category off the chart.

  • Ugly Bob
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    156 months ago

    Rotating circular bed in the middle of the room with a mirror ceiling?

  • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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    126 months ago

    What about a bed that perfectly fits into a nook in the room, meaning that part of the room is nothing but bed with only one side open? Sized exactly so nothing sticks out either

    Because that’s my bedroom

        • @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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          26 months ago

          In my house sharing days I actually applied to rent a room that was twin bed sized. It had storage shelves near the ceiling, which was fine because you had to stand on the bed to move around anyway. Somebody else got it and I ended up renting a corner of a finished attic (with skylights!!) along with 4 other people. I put up tapestries to section it off one night while my one of my attic mates was banging some dude she brought home from a party.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      I’m going to say that’s a level above lawful good.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      26 months ago

      Sounds a bit of pain for two people if one side is the free one. Sounds a bit of a pain for both if it’s the end that’s open. Sounds like utter madness if it’s the end with the pillows that’s open, but insane enough to earn my respect.

    • @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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      6 months ago

      I want that arrangement with the opening along the foot of the bed. But I imagine as a child this would terrify me, having no other possible escape route but through when the zombie shows up.

  • synae[he/him]
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    116 months ago

    True neutral, I like having the wall next to me. My wife gets the open side

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      16 months ago

      I switched away from this to both sides open because I hate climbing over someone or someone climbing over me.

  • nifty
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    76 months ago

    Yeah sure, but what’s the alignment for the monster under the bed?

    • Riskable
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      26 months ago

      Monsters under the bed follow a different system. I don’t know all the details but I believe if there’s a cross hanging in your room you get a priest. If you have a poster of a fast car you get a bully. And if you have an anime wall scroll featuring cat girls you get a robot.

  • cobysev
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    66 months ago

    I grew up with True Neutral, but now that I’m married, we use Neutral Good.

    My wife sees the bedroom as only a place to sleep, so she has a small aisle to get around to her side of the bed. Meanwhile, I like having space in my room without the bed occupying the whole room, so I scoot it as far into a corner as I can get it.

    • gordon
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      56 months ago

      My wife sees the bedroom as only a place to sleep

      F

    • don
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      16 months ago

      And here, ladies and gentlemen, we observe the extremely rare interrobang in its native habitat. Absolutely fascinating.

  • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    36 months ago

    Hey! I resent being called Lawful Good! In a society where some laws are just and other laws are not, Neutral Good is the only real good!