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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Of course seat 3. That would be the only one capable of a really interesting conversation. Just don’t sign anything. 😉
Look! I just got this fancy new pair of hands, and man can they fiddle! They didn’t even cost me anything…
I’d take 8, least objectionable aisle seat, I won’t have to get up as much to let them out to pee. Put on the headphones and close my eyes and pray for a mid air collision.
What makes you think Trump won’t be fully reclined from the moment he sits down?
Hey D are you responsible for these other pricks?
D: Sorry
Even the devil would be sheepish about these assholes.
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