Don’t you mean “sofallis”?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
JD is nothing to clap about
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Serious question: Does JD Vance have the plague?
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
Why do they do that?
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy…
And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that’s what you should do.
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
He did fuck a couch, right?
He fucked a couch.
Only one that we know about, but we all know no one fucks just one couch.
I thought I head that he fucked a couch.
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
No surprise he’s fine with make up
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The Canadian disease it is, then.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
No thanks, you probably have The Canadian Disease!
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it’s really got this covered.
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn’t use it personally.
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
Neil Sedaka would concur
I thought it was Chlamydia?
It is not. The reason is gross. Lol
DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread