Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy

Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?

Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
Original Illustration to Samuel Coleridge’s “Rime of the Ancient Mariner”, 1798 (not colorized).
I was think of this! How the fuck did he hang that from his neck??
Yeah, I didn’t realize that when I first heard it. I guess that’s why it’s a punishment. If they just hung a tiny parakeet off his neck, it wouldn’t be much of a punishment.
That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!
What flavor is it?
Sea bird
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.












