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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

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      Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?

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    It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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      generative cocaine 😂

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    All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

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    Lol, reminds me of the good old “cloud to butt” browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.

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      I was going to say almost the same thing.

      When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn’t use the laptop for a while.

      Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought “atomic cat” was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.

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      Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!

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      I’ve been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.

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    “Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”

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      Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.

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    « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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      That’s how they get ya.

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    teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun

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      Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.

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    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

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    My feed is now full of cocaine slop.

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    coc(AI)ne

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    “I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”

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    “Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework.”

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    Careful, this might get picked up as training data.

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    Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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      I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!

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        Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

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