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Looking at the image another question immediately arises: Do non-AI generated women still exist?
It is vitally important that everyone learn AI skills so they can generate open doors for AI women
That’s AI?! What gives it away?
she has no fingers
That’s why she is struggling to open doors.
check couch/pillows
Looks like Vance was there.
That whole account looks like slop: https://xcancel.com/otokyo__
The skin looks too even and shines like plastic. The expression looks mindless.
Skin could be filtering/photoshop.
Mindless expression could be a mindless expression.
I do feel her face is a little wonky, like the perspective isn’t quite right or her eyes aren’t positioned quite correctly.But nothing that makes me certain it is ai.
And the wonky face/eyes could be a filter too. It’s definitely edited in some way, but nothing that screams AI specifically.
Well, part of the skin looking too even is that there’s no shadows in the face. You’re not gonna do that in Photoshop and I’d expect a filter to at least try to preserve your face looking like it’s real, too.
But yeah, ultimately I’m just naming noticeable aspects, while it’s really just an Uncanney Valley feeling that haunts me when looking at that freakshow of a face.
There’s probably tons of minor details slightly off, which I cannot name individually, but which I subconsciously pick up on and because humans train their whole lives to notice small changes in a face (a.k.a. emotions), it just ends up looking creepy as hell.
The expression, texture, etc
We had Photoshop even before we could somewhat convincingly generate full images of people.
Women don’t exist at all.
Especially not on the Internet
I know I do; because I refuse to use windows.
Badum tss. (Yes, I use arch btw.)
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On Lemmy, men only use doors. Anything but windows, right gang?
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Surely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?
I ONLY hold it if there’s sex.
Gender is irrelevant.
If it’s a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.
If you just stand there, waiting for another man to
cumcome , that makes you gay.Stick it in the letter slot and I’ll help you out.
And as they pass through you say ‘Age before beauty.’
Thats what I do. Hilarious if just so many people pour into the building and im stuck there for 5 minutes until some other poor schmuck takes my place.
I just hold it long enough for them to not have to open it again, but I let it go once they are in range to hold it themselves.
Ah, yes, the door curse. In order to free yourself, another must take your place.
Been my experience with random people for like a decade or more. The only people I’ve run into who seemed to care was this elderly couple in Alabama (I was visiting, live in GA) where the wife always waited for her husband to open doors, and my sister-in-law who has my brother open doors for her.
She also chastised me for not walking over to my mom’s door and opening it for her when we were all eating out once, to my mother’s confusion because she’s used to opening her own doors.
I used to work in a brew pub. I had a woman once criticize me for not going out of my way to get the door for her. I was behind the bar, so that would have required me walking like 20’ away and then 30’ back to front to get to her.
She let herself in then called me out for not opening the door for her. I responded with “I needed to make sure you werent a vampire, since they can’t enter uninvited!”
She grimaced and one of the regulars chimed in “youre wrong, shes definitely a harpy, not a vampire!”
And she stormed out.
Hilarious. So much for gender equality amiright? I bet she’d get all uppity if you told her to make you a sandwich, too.
I really don’t understand people who want that. It’s so infantilizing to have someone else do basic shit for you, especially if you need to wait for it. It crosses a line from basic politeness to learned helplessness and is often a motivation for weaponized incompetence, so I also don’t understand the people who do those things for a partner that demands it. It would be an instant loss of interest for me.
It’s often an enforcement of gender roles, but you also see issues the reverse way for helplessness and incompetence: old men who do not know how to cook or handle any household chores because their wives always did it for them.
I had a roommate like that. He was divorced and seemed to be proud of the fact that he didn’t know how to cook.
Gender roles are just another artificial barrier that helps to rob your life of joy and meaning.
I personally vibrate on a molecular level and phase through them myself.
How unchivalrous of you
Yeah knights never did anything like that
Man here. I haven’t opened a door since 2005. When my wife isn’t with me I just stand outside trying to hide my tears until a woman comes along to let me in.
Men are just dogs 🤭
https://youtu.be/5LNlBIg4g3I (this track is a fun earworm)
No.
Tailgating is against company policy.
The highlight of my corporate career was firmly pulling the door closed behind me, right in front of our security officer, who was following behind me.
Also yes, men do. Like me personally, I will hold open doors for other men even. And I’ve had doors opened for me too. These tradwife women high-key rude as fuck for never opening doors for people.
I do, but I always hate when there are two doors and then they feel obligated to do the double thank you. It’s like bless yous with sneezes, three sneeze should only get you one bless you, two doors, one thank you.
I’m Canadian. We say sorry to strangers for small inconveniences that we are actively angry about. Like a double door “who opened it first and who holds what door” situation. You don’t realize how weird it is until you go to other countries and people laugh at you for apologizing in stupid situations.
I just bust through doors like homer in the Japan episode.
I just bust through walls like Kool Aid man.
All glory to Ken M
Is there a ken M community on the fedeverse?
I thought he died?
I don’t open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.
I rely on quantum tunneling myself, to each his own
I just wait in the room until someone else opens the door and then I can leave. It’s a matter of principle for me and if I ever get out of this shed everyone will be doing it.
r/KenM was such a solid subreddit back in the day. Top tier comedy. Now it’s just fake profiles and bots that use the name for clicks.
“Mountains get so big because they have no natural predators.”
Grand master trolling.
I can’t actually argue with that statement
I wasn’t familiar, so I had a poke around the internet and found some lists of his work. Bloody hilarious.
“If there was gravity in space the planets would fall down.” :D
I don’t know that the real Ken M is active anymore. But yeah, the imitators have never gotten his tone right.
One time, I arrived at a small store as an employee was finishing their smoke break, exchanged friendly words as we both went towards the door. In that moment, I realized that if I open the door, it’ll be right in his way and I paused, unsure about how to handle it. He ended up opening it for me, but the whole thing felt awkward as fuck, like my pause was because I was waiting for him to open it for me. Easily the worst door opening experience I’ve ever had. I’m a dude btw.
This feels so familiar, I think I’ve done exactly that in the past.
As a man, I can confirm I just phase through the door.
Are you Barry Allen?
I hold open to the door for everyone when it’s convenient!
I do so only when it is inconvenient, while maintaining eye contact and looking like I’m in a hurry, and the approaching person could hurry it up a bit.
Whenever I do this I say out loud, “Don’t you hate it when someone holds the door but you’re a bit further behind than they anticipated and now you feel like you have to hurry?” 😁
When they said “be the change you want to see in the world”, this is not what they meant.
Interesting
