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cm0002@infosec.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Dry January

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Dry January

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cm0002@infosec.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    Me: I’ve said too much.

    I haven’t said enough
    I thought that I heard you laughing
    I thought that I heard you sing
    I think
    I thought
    I saw you try

    • Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works
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      Every whisper, of every waking hour I’m choosing my confessions

      • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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        Tryin’ to keep an eye on you Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I’ve said too much I set it up

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          That’s me in the corner

          • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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            That’s me in the spotlight, drinking my breakfast.

            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              Trying to keep up with you
              And I don’t know if I can do it

              • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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                Oh no, I’ve said too much

                • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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                  Oh no Ive spewed too much.
                  Urh havent spewed enough

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least he didn’t say “no nut November”

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Longest I’ve gone in like 15 or so years is two weeks and that was because of a cruise. It was hard, we tried to go with booze as a replacement but by day 3 I was wrecked. I stopped drinking and continued to feel nauseated the entire trip. I couldn’t enjoy as much food as I wanted it sucked. Next time Im smuggling a vape onboard lol.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      I’m so sorry

      Bongrips keep me alive.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      But didn’t he say it was ok because it is a social lubricant?

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        It is one of the most effective treatments of social anxiety in existence. Shame about the side effects, though.

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