the US: BIGGEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD (probably)
Also the US: pls halp.
You people decided you didn’t need the UK back in 1776. No take backsies.
I mean, he decided he didn’t want us just a week ago…
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9dn3j04lydo
Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to ‘join wars after we’ve already won’
It’s already won. What’s the problem?
But that was over a 20% tariff on tea!
Why would they join the war that is already won?
Victory has many fathers. Defeat is a gosh gallop of roping in allies, obscuring facts and blaming Joe Biden.
*gish
*god
*gop
To win the war he already won. How is that confusing?
Because Ghislane Maxwell says so.
But he just said he doesn’t need them! What happened? Was he wrong?
“It’s both”
Many such cases.
My god he is such a fucking idiot. He just insulted them and told them their help wasnt needed. Just a stupid, pathetic, hatefull asshole.
And sadly watch the UK cave cause no one stands up President Lumpty Trumpty.
Spain has entered the chat, at least symbolically
Meh at this point I feel like this isn’t incompetence but calculated malice, he’s doing everything Putin wants to great effect. He’s basically dismantling America.
I thought he didn’t need our ships for a war already won.
The only official response to him from the UK should be the direct quote about not needing the UK. No additional words. Don’t take any words out. Just the exact quote.
Starmer will say no, only in defence, then give Trump everything he wants.
Then the UK has a problem to deal with as well.
Ready in Canada if our government decides to help Trump out. Don’t care which team he’s on.
We should really call a vote of non confidence if they do. Regime change should always start at home.
It’s still a minority government.
Those wealthy elites know a thing or two about class solidarity. It means a few hundred extra poors to the chopping block, they’ll take it!
“That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need them any longer — But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!”
Huh.
Does he mean the strait that is only insecure because HE made it insecure ? Good job by the way !
because HE made it insecure
i dont think the water is lacking confidence, you make it sound like trump is bullying a geographical feature and hurting its feelings
But would nobody think of our water?!
“We don’t need your ships”
24 hours later…
“Please send your ships”
“BTW, we already won the war, but please help”
Dear UK, do not help pedophile rapist out!
- America
We don’t have any ships anyway because the prior government gutted the military, just because. They’re looking very stupid right now.
It turns out that non of the military powers are much of a threat.
You mean the series of tory PMs who were backed by Russian money…
Yeah, I wonder why they’d do that?
The infinite might of the United States is unable to hold and defend a 24-mile wide body of water.
Think about that for a second.
“We have already destroyed 100 per cent of Iran’s military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close-range missile somewhere along, or in, this waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are.”
In what appeared to be an appeal to the UK and other nations, he added: “Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint will send ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a nation that has been totally decapitated.”
Mr Trump struck a markedly different tone from when, earlier this month, he accused Sir Keir of joining the conflict after the US had already claimed victory, suggesting the US no longer needed UK assistance.
“The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East,” Mr Trump wrote earlier in March. “That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need them any longer – But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!”
“The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the greatest of them all”
Daddy Bibi gonna be mad about this one.
You think Bibi doesn’t know, nd love the fact, that Trump is an idiot?
"I want Greenland! Give me Greenland, or I’ll go to war with Europe! Give me what I want OR ELSE! "
3 months later:
“You better help me save face from my virtuosically incompetent war strategy OR ELSE!”
