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Very strange when they dropped the slogan, like being honest about being evil got them brownie points.
“Yeah, we’re evil, but we told you, so if we screw you over, that’s on you. You were warned.”
Remember when they changed it to “Do the right thing”?
https://www.engadget.com/2015-10-02-alphabet-do-the-right-thing.html
Little did we know it was the right thing for shareholders and no one else.
“Make the right choice”
I thought everyone perceived it as that when they changed it…
They didn’t though, despite countless articles claiming so. The only change was moving it from the foreword of their Code of Conduct to the closing statement. Sure, you can argue all day if the foreword or closing statement is “more impactful”, but it was never removed.
You can see it yourself right here: https://abc.xyz/investor/board-and-governance/google-code-of-conduct/default.aspx
To be clear, Google is an evil company who never abided by that slogan. But it’s just plain untrue that they removed it.
Very strange when they dropped the slogan, like being honest about being evil got them brownie points.
I thought it was strange too, until I realized - I think the slogan change was a deliberate message to court a specific type of investor/customer: Epstein’s billionaire pedophile friends.
They never dropped the slogan, it’s literally still in there, it’s just a fucking byline now.
Such a disappointment of a company.
You know the people that work there.
I had an older cousin that I looked up to a lot as a kid. They went to work with Google, and, over many years when we get together, kept praising Google and parroting the shit they say. They’ve left Google now for their own exploits, but still remain a Google ambassador, and somewhat frequently still posts about things that Google ships and just echo the empty shit Google says.
It’s a terrible feeling. I lost a cousin, and someone whom I looked up to. Haven’t talked to them in years and don’t really want to either. Knowing them, I’ll just be chided for not being serious about life and living.
That sucks, mate. I kinda know the feeling, I’ve got an uncle who’s a Musk bro. Poor bastard just goes quiet and looks sick whenever his politics or personal life come up, but still sees Tesla etc as this cool future corporation.
I wouldn’t think they could go any lower.
But they are pretty inventive, so my money is on them creating skynet and ending humanity.
It seems they’re gonna have some competition on that endeavor…
Yes. It’s somehow a fucking race to build the Torment Nexus from the classic science fiction novel “Do not build the Torment Nexus”. It’s almost unbelievable.
You just know a bunch of these assholes are going to turn Cube into a reality, and then act surprised when they wake up inside the death trap.
Hey, Siri. Destroy humanity as we know it.
I see two Google employees have down voted this.
Five now. It’s good money.
Or one Google employee who is particularly lousy at building social media bots.
