haha sooo true— is that reigen arataka??
small phone = large bakery
phone… good?
True, the bigger the phone, the heavier it is so carrying it is sport. The good news is that since screens are getting bigger, phones are growing so carrying it is sport again
pooped mine pants
But cell phones are getting bigger again, so now what happens? 🤔
😔
I might be falling behind on this trend
This guy GBoards
Prolonged cellphone use makes people dummy thicc, got it.
does it?
No
bu-but, butt.
what?
We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means!
We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!
No more half-assed phone miniaturization?
Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
It says alot of people are dumb and believe there is some actual connection here.
Butt Cancer 😔
As an ass lover, this seems to be a positive direction for society to move
Everything’s cool after shower
Well yeah, butt implants have become more popular.
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
No, it’s implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it’s mostly stored in the butt.
Makes sense, it’s where the vibration is most effective
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Nah. All the battery power needs tpbe stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
No, they’ve just not been to the toilet the entire time and it had to go somewhere
yes
That it…likes big butts and it cannot lie?
Sir Mix-a-lot is a hero and saved society
is the about… people sitting more I front of computers?
no idea, but it does say a lot
yea, about society.
also woa their bum is vibrating! or is it just wiggly?
jiggle physics
I think I got it. People are less afraid of big butt representation. ✊
